How Dodgy Are You? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Mad_Gecko · 05-08-2003, 11:53 AM

I got sent this today, hope you enjoy knowing how much time inside you should spend.

Dodgy R U?

My results:

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 62 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

05-08-2003, 11:57 AM

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000

Shokan · 05-08-2003, 12:01 PM

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000

suviko · 05-08-2003, 12:04 PM

Peetster · 05-08-2003, 12:20 PM

Dodgy
Years in prison: 26
Potential fine: $14,250.00 (converted to $$)
Possibility of the death penalty

Sluggin · 05-08-2003, 12:26 PM

I'm UPSTANDING.. I don't know how I pulled that off, but damn, I'm one cool mutha!

Giant Hamburger · 05-08-2003, 12:48 PM

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000

It's nice to know that I can go back and visit bones for 45 more years.

If it's wrong to be a Giant Hamburger then I don't want to be right.

Memalvada · 05-08-2003, 12:56 PM

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 33 Potential fine: £2000

bondagegirl · 05-08-2003, 01:18 PM

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £5000

Mad_Gecko · 05-08-2003, 01:57 PM

Oh MY Gawd...

Why has no-one reached my level of depravity according to the laws....

Don't worry I have been to reform school

that has taught me how to behave.

Emotion · 05-08-2003, 02:07 PM

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

i guess having everything handed to you when you were younger is good when it came to all the theft questions. i need to go out and commit some crimes yo keep up with you guys though

hilbert25 · 05-08-2003, 03:28 PM

Upstanding
5 years in prison, 2000 pounds

Damn, I need to get out more.

Kabsnow · 05-08-2003, 03:52 PM

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

degrawj · 05-08-2003, 05:02 PM

i'm just dodgy, with a 29 year prison sentence.

Peetster · 05-08-2003, 05:36 PM

Well, considering the worst offense I ever committed was pasting a postage stamp upside-down, and that could incur the death penalty, I believe the results to be skewed. :-)

bundy · 05-08-2003, 06:43 PM

Criminal

118 years.

9500 fine.

chance of a death penalty.

apparently i'm a nasty piece of work...

WhoaitsZ · 05-08-2003, 07:03 PM

upstanding harharharharhar!!!!!

if it were not for sexual misdeeds i'd have a halo

spectre · 05-08-2003, 07:14 PM

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

Frosstbyte · 05-08-2003, 11:24 PM

I'm doing pretty well. Seems like most of us are getting fined a full 2k, though.

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000

Reese · 05-08-2003, 11:51 PM

Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000 oh come on! I got to appeal this ruling!

icy_ca · 05-09-2003, 09:05 AM

Scoundrel with $0 fines but 130.5 years locked up!
Well anal sex is around the corner then...yikes!

monkfish · 05-09-2003, 12:16 PM

scoundrel 103 years 7000 fines

Opps!

bender · 05-13-2003, 09:26 AM

Criminal.....
Years in Prision ...112
Fines... converted approx. $ 26,600
Yeah, you can trust me with your daughter.

Mango · 05-13-2003, 10:05 AM

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000

Junchbailey · 05-13-2003, 12:01 PM

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £7000

TerresqueÜ · 05-13-2003, 12:08 PM

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 79 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed

But this is mostly UK and stuff...I'm safe here in the US.

onodrim · 05-13-2003, 04:21 PM

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000

KWSN · 05-13-2003, 04:31 PM

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Years in prison: 94 Potential fine: £9500

Yeah.... yaw pwobabwy wight.

Spungfoo · 05-13-2003, 05:04 PM

Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Years in prison: 29 Potential fine: £2000

It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man.

Diablo · 05-13-2003, 05:09 PM

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000

Bullshit, I'm not "upstanding".

John_Gault · 05-14-2003, 12:01 PM

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:

Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £5000

But I been a good boy momma, I swear!

Fly · 05-14-2003, 07:16 PM

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000

*sounds like me*

liquid_dreams · 05-15-2003, 01:08 PM

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 72 Potential fine: £2000

05-08-2003, 11:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mad_Gecko Pro Libertate Location: City Gecko	How Dodgy Are You? I got sent this today, hope you enjoy knowing how much time inside you should spend. Dodgy R U? My results: Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes: Years in prison: 62 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! __________________ [color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass "If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers."* Confucious

05-08-2003, 12:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Shokan Addict Location: Canada	Risky I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000 __________________ Legalize it.

05-08-2003, 12:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
suviko Banned	- Last edited by suviko; 05-29-2004 at 11:26 PM..

05-08-2003, 12:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 33 Potential fine: £2000 __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

05-08-2003, 01:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
bondagegirl Muy loca en la cabeza!! Location: San Diego. Ca.	Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £5000 __________________ "Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today."

05-08-2003, 11:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
noodle Guest	Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000

05-08-2003, 12:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Dodgy Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: $14,250.00 (converted to $$) Possibility of the death penalty

05-08-2003, 12:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sluggin Upright	I'm UPSTANDING.. I don't know how I pulled that off, but damn, I'm one cool mutha!

05-08-2003, 12:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Crooked Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…) Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000 It's nice to know that I can go back and visit bones for 45 more years. If it's wrong to be a Giant Hamburger then I don't want to be right.

05-08-2003, 01:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mad_Gecko Pro Libertate Location: City Gecko	Oh MY Gawd... Why has no-one reached my level of depravity according to the laws.... Don't worry I have been to reform school that has taught me how to behave. __________________ [color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass "If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers." Confucious

05-08-2003, 02:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
Emotion Crazy	Upstanding How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit! Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000 i guess having everything handed to you when you were younger is good when it came to all the theft questions. i need to go out and commit some crimes yo keep up with you guys though

05-08-2003, 03:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
hilbert25 Psycho Location: nOvA	Upstanding 5 years in prison, 2000 pounds Damn, I need to get out more.

05-08-2003, 03:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
Kabsnow Registered User Location: CA	Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

05-08-2003, 05:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
degrawj I'm still waiting... Location: West Linn, OR	i'm just dodgy, with a 29 year prison sentence.

05-08-2003, 05:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Well, considering the worst offense I ever committed was pasting a postage stamp upside-down, and that could incur the death penalty, I believe the results to be skewed. :-)

05-08-2003, 06:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Criminal 118 years. 9500 fine. chance of a death penalty. apparently i'm a nasty piece of work... __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 05-10-2003 at 04:41 AM..

05-08-2003, 07:03 PM	#17 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	upstanding harharharharhar!!!!! if it were not for sexual misdeeds i'd have a halo

05-08-2003, 07:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	Upstanding How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit! Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000 __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

05-08-2003, 11:24 PM	#19 (permalink)
Frosstbyte Winter is Coming Location: The North	I'm doing pretty well. Seems like most of us are getting fined a full 2k, though. Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000

05-08-2003, 11:51 PM	#20 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000 oh come on! I got to appeal this ruling! __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

05-09-2003, 09:05 AM	#21 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	Scoundrel with $0 fines but 130.5 years locked up! Well anal sex is around the corner then...yikes! __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.

05-09-2003, 12:16 PM	#22 (permalink)
monkfish Upright	scoundrel 103 years 7000 fines Opps!

05-13-2003, 09:26 AM	#23 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Criminal..... Years in Prision ...112 Fines... converted approx. $ 26,600 Yeah, you can trust me with your daughter.

05-13-2003, 10:05 AM	#24 (permalink)
Mango Banned	Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000

05-13-2003, 12:01 PM	#25 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £7000 __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

05-13-2003, 12:08 PM	#26 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes: Years in prison: 79 Potential fine: £2000 Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed But this is mostly UK and stuff...I'm safe here in the US. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-13-2003, 04:21 PM	#27 (permalink)
onodrim Cosmically Curious Location: Chicago, IL	In the clear You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000 __________________ "The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan

05-13-2003, 04:31 PM	#28 (permalink)
KWSN green	Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Years in prison: 94 Potential fine: £9500 Yeah.... yaw pwobabwy wight. __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-13-2003, 05:04 PM	#29 (permalink)
Spungfoo Insane Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Risky I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah. Years in prison: 29 Potential fine: £2000 It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man.

05-13-2003, 05:09 PM	#30 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	Upstanding How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit! Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000 Bullshit, I'm not "upstanding". __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

05-14-2003, 12:01 PM	#31 (permalink)
John_Gault Crazy Location: Beach House on the Moon	Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes: Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £5000 But I been a good boy momma, I swear! __________________ The battle against abject stupidity cannot be fought with reason. I am Head inquisitor in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does... Join the Revolution!

05-14-2003, 07:16 PM	#32 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes: Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000 sounds like me* __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-15-2003, 01:08 PM	#33 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 72 Potential fine: £2000