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Old 05-26-2004, 06:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Quitting Smoking

...sucks dick. How the fuck are you gonna go two full weeks prancing along without any trouble, after 15 years of smoking a pack and a half a day, and then outta blue feel like you'd kill someone for one (I'm talking literally). That's not how it's supposed to work.....isn't it supposed to be like the first couple days are the hardest, shit after 10 the nicotine's out of you. And who the fuck invented the patch. They don't do a god damn thing. The gum definately feeds the nicotine fit (from last time i tried to quit), but it's still like smoking - you're sort of recognizing and acknowledging every craving you have and go through pulling out your gum putting it in your mouth (might as well be actually smoking). So i thought maybe the patch would help. The patch.....sucks dick - cold turkey is the only way to go. God damn i want a cigarette, but that fuckin bitch at royal farms takes 5 mins to ring up one item, i'm afraid i'll kill her if i resign myself to smoking, and she prolongs my first smoke cause she's pulling out American Spirit Menthol lights from the back room when i clearly said "A PACK OF MARLBORO LIGHTS.......BOX BITCH - THEY'RE SITTING RIGHT IN FUCKING FRONT OF YOU!!"
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Old 05-26-2004, 06:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Dude calm down. Here, have some valium before you have a hernia!

GL With quitting btw!
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Old 05-26-2004, 06:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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go to www.warpmymind.com and get hypnotised by listening to the file that says it helps you to stop smoking.
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Old 05-26-2004, 06:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Masturbate a lot. It keeps your hands busy.
I feel your pain. I quit while I was in the hospital.
I was very surly for a while.
Had some understanding nurses, though.
Sexy ones, too.
It's a bitch masturbating while catheterized but it can be done.
Just look innocent when they change your urine bag, though.

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Old 05-26-2004, 08:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Masturbate a lot. It keeps your hands busy.
I feel your pain. I quit while I was in the hospital.
I was very surly for a while.
Had some understanding nurses, though.
Sexy ones, too.
It's a bitch masturbating while catheterized but it can be done.
Just look innocent when they change your urine bag, though.


good for you Fremen...........



hey matthew..........try some of this and mellow out man...

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Old 05-26-2004, 09:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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19 year ex-smoker. Last cig Jan 13, 2000.

They now say I have 40% lung function. Ashma? At least its not emphysema. I believe it to be a combination of chemicals, breathing jet exhaust, paint dust and smoking.
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Old 05-27-2004, 04:06 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hey dude...


check this HOT CHICK SMOKING out...



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Old 05-28-2004, 09:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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good for you Fremen...........



hey matthew..........try some of this and mellow out man...



Holy SHITE...........................Now I need counselling.
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