ruggerp11

I am officially broke. I paid my CC a bit today and I have around 100 dollars total. And thats for gas.

So what I need is a nice TFP girl to be my sugar momma. I'm kinda pretty, don't ask for much, and will make sure you get a great return on your money.

I can cook fairly well, and I give great back rubs.

Any applicants are more than welcome to PM me.



Any other guys feel my pain? I hate being broke, I love spending money. BOOOOOOOOOO

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StormBerlin

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Finally, a man not ashamed to beg!


Sorry, taken here but maybe one of the other women would be happy to oblige.

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Rubyee

Not only am I happily taken, but I am more broke than you.

Sorry.

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Averett

Ditto on that one. I'm more broke than rugger and Rubyee put together

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ruggerp11

Doubt that, but thank you for your sympathy. I say this despite the fact that no good woman has come forward yet.

*pumps iron*

Must...look...good...as trophy...boyfriend

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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

SixEdxMia

So sorry man, I have felt your pain, *flexes* I am already the thophy girlfriend. ** perhaps theres more to life than being so damn good looking?** Post a picture of your fine head to add to this advertisment.Keep looking my friend,and If I run across any wealthy,stupid, well kept ladies,who want you to take advantage,I'll send em to ya.*sigh* damn we're Pretty.Good luck.

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ruggerp11

I was kiding about the pretty part, lol.



How you doing?

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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

Peetster

You look good, man.

maleficent

Well ya see, son, there's your problem. You don't want a good woman, good women have ethics, you don't want no stinkin' ethics, you want one who's bad. and has lots of disposable income from her elderly but blissfully wealthy husband. She needs a plaything on the side because well, her husband can't do it for her anymore.


ooooh -- I'm sure we could write a personal ad for you to find you the woman of your dreams --

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ruggerp11

whoa whoa, can't the woman be independently wealthy and think I'm cute? Or does she have to have a guy that is providing the green for her?

I am all for the perfect personal ad, it would be hilarous.

And peetster? Thank you!

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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

Astrocloud

Maybe when you find your sugar mammy -she'll have a sister for me.

ngdawg

Flat broke here, but after seeing that picture, I'd love to provide some sugar!!!!

powerclown

Watch 'Urban Cowboy' 10 times, hop on a bus to NYC, turn on the charm, and its all yours.