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Old 06-30-2004, 11:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Where the hell are all the Kiwis?

A big splurge of 'em at the start... then nothing.

Where are you guys???
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Old 07-01-2004, 02:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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sheep?

(har, har, har).
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Old 07-01-2004, 02:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Yes sir, good one sir, may I have another one sir!
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Old 07-01-2004, 02:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Cmon,we are in the middle of footy season.

Bit quite that lot,you know,not much to cheer about.
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Old 07-01-2004, 04:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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17th of July. Wallabies vs All Blacks @ Wellington's Caketin. Payback
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Old 07-01-2004, 05:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2004, 09:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yes, crush us with their suckingness!
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Old 07-01-2004, 11:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yes, crush us with their suckingness!
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Old 07-02-2004, 07:46 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I hate to interject on a regional thread here that I'm way far away from, but you guys started talking footy, so I couldn't resist. All Blacks set pieces and lineouts are so much better, not to mention they still have their dangerous backline speed; but seeing as how both sides beat the poop out of a none too flash Pommie side, it should be a good matchup either way.
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Old 07-03-2004, 02:12 AM   #10 (permalink)
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That is all true, it's just a pity that pressure buggers it all up for them...
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Old 07-05-2004, 10:19 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Where are all the Kiwi's ?? . . in Australia !!
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Old 07-06-2004, 02:51 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2004, 03:51 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Where are all the Kiwi's ?? . . in Australia !!
You got that right. I've been in Sydney for the last 3 days. One of the best weekends of my life.
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Old 07-06-2004, 12:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2004, 01:54 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Nah all the kiwis are NOT in Aussie!!
Well the AB's just beat the big Pacific Island team. Nice. But it was not a walkover.
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Old 07-10-2004, 03:53 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Everyone knows the game on the 17th is the most important one!
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Old 07-10-2004, 11:22 PM   #17 (permalink)
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More important than the World Cup Semi Final?
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Old 07-11-2004, 12:23 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Kiwis are an endangered species donchaknow.
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Old 07-11-2004, 08:24 PM   #19 (permalink)
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More important than the World Cup Semi Final?
Much more. It guarantees silverware, which last time I checked you have none of
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Old 07-11-2004, 08:52 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Apart from the Super 12 shield...

We got silver shoehorns for coming second in the WC didn't we?
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Old 07-12-2004, 03:43 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Much more. It guarantees silverware, which last time I checked you have none of
check again buddy... we do have the Cook Cup back in our possession. (for thrashing England last month)

we'll get the Mandela cup, Bledisloe and the Tri Nations back this year as well... provided our forwards can relocate their scrotums.
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Old 07-12-2004, 09:21 AM   #22 (permalink)
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What the hell do we play France for? The Gabrielle Gatte Cup?
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Old 07-12-2004, 03:00 PM   #23 (permalink)
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What the hell do we play France for? The Gabrielle Gatte Cup?

no, because that guys real name is Gary Gate and he's from Geelong.
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Old 07-14-2004, 02:27 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Bledisloe and the Tri Nations
Wishful thinking.
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Old 07-14-2004, 04:34 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I need to move to New Zealand, not enough rugby fans up here, really I only get to talk rugby with my mom and that's about it, plus you guys on the board, any chance someone can spot me a plane ticket and citizenship?
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Old 07-14-2004, 06:45 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Just head to that little room with the porcelein seat, turn to your left, grab the piece of papar dangling from the roll, and you can have all the kiwi visas you want...
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Old 07-14-2004, 09:18 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Just head to that little room with the porcelein seat, turn to your left, grab the piece of papar dangling from the roll, and you can have all the kiwi visas you want...
HAHA...
funny cos its true...


if the world needed an Enima, would they stick it up Auckland, or Wellington?



j/k, i loves all of yous choice kiwis, eh cuz...
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Old 07-15-2004, 10:49 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Yeh bro, choice
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Old 07-16-2004, 09:16 PM   #29 (permalink)
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It was bound to happen, a thread about Kiwis gets turned into a discussion about Rugby...
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Old 07-16-2004, 10:04 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I'm thinking it will become obsolete in about three hours when the ABs have lost to the Wallabies over there...
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Old 07-17-2004, 01:22 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I'm thinking it will become obsolete in about three hours when the ABs have lost to the Wallabies over there...
All Blacks win 16-7

*cough*

Now go find your hat and eat it
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Old 07-17-2004, 01:50 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Ha ha

Enjoy

Geez I'm glad I follow the real game.
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Old 07-17-2004, 02:49 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Now go find your hat and eat it
As well as the stat sheet. 84% territory... talk about domination.

<-- also I believe you lot have more sheep per capita than us.
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Old 07-17-2004, 04:08 PM   #34 (permalink)
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<-- also I believe you lot have more sheep per capita than us.
thats hard to believe, Spartak.
you guys have 15 sheep for EVERY SINGLE KIWI... making a total of 60mil+ sheep.

Australia would need 20mil x 15+ to top that ratio... what does that equal? 300mil sheep... not a chance.

nice try though (and i don't mean Howletts)...

as for the Rugby... yeah, NZ offensive domination from start to finish. but you've got to admit, given that domination, and the score only getting to 16-7... that was some decent defense. (we just made the mistake of not shutting down Justin Marshall, and letting Howlett and Muliaina gang up on Wendel)

the ONLY time Australia had the ball in the NZ 22, Morty scored a try.

not going to mention the referee because thats poor form... but let me say its interesting to watch the Aussies at the pub reacting when the questionable refs decisions go against us.

btw, anyone else benefit greatly from the 'Free Beer Before the First Point' deal that was happening at pubs across the Tasman?

35minutes of free Beer... now thats awesome.
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Old 07-17-2004, 05:28 PM   #35 (permalink)
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On Who Wants to be a Millionaire they had a question about sheep, NZ was in the top 4 but China and Australia were above it.

What happened to Sailor ? He used to be so good a couple of season back, now he's washed up.
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Old 07-17-2004, 11:51 PM   #36 (permalink)
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What happened to Sailor ? He used to be so good a couple of season back, now he's washed up.
yeah, big Dell is good, but only because he's a big boy who can run pretty quick... and thats more than enough against any team but the ABs... i mean, Rokocoko is just as big, and ten times quicker and twenty times more agile.
Howlett and Muliaina might not be as big as Dell, but they can run rings around him. but thats just personal opinion. maybe he just needs more game time to find his form again.
but when they brought in Dell last night, it became pretty obvious where the defensive hole in the Wallabies was...

do you guys watch the Australian Who Wants to be a Millionaire, or do you have your own, because pretty much every time i've watched that show there has been someone representing NZ.

maybe you're right about the sheep thing, that would be pretty funny... like when someone suggested that our precious Platypus was actually from New Zealand or Patagonia or somewhere.
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Old 07-18-2004, 02:43 AM   #37 (permalink)
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All Blacks win 16-7

*cough*

Now go find your hat and eat it
*eats hat*

Did we even have forwards?

The ref was shithouse, but I don't believe the scoreline would've differed if he was calling more aussie frees. The ABs were all over us, their kicking game alone is ridiculously more superior to ours.

Defense was near perfect, but against the Kiwis, it has to be 100% or you're fucked. We should cut Mortlocks right foot off so he never kicks another ball again...
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