Complete nutjobs guide to beating a speeding ticket! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Munku · 07-02-2004, 08:57 AM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/irocspeeding.html

The longer it goes, the nuttier he gets, no joke. I won't say what he says til some of you get a chance to listen, but he's complete crazy.

Peetster · 07-02-2004, 09:13 AM

"Radar don't work good on my car cause it's sweet and shiny"

Dumbass.

Munku · 07-02-2004, 09:19 AM

He's getting knob nibbles while he drives, and he makes police wait til he's done.

jobu · 07-02-2004, 10:36 AM

" when i'm pulled over and the cop walks up to my car, you know the first thing i do? i rev it up to about 6000rpm just to show him what's up. what do ya think about that?"

that's some good stuff. thanks!

ObieX · 07-02-2004, 10:43 AM

always remember: Neon distracts radar - it are purty

Thomas Heretic · 07-02-2004, 11:29 AM

That man hurt my head.

irseg · 07-02-2004, 12:53 PM

Good god that guy is pathetic.

"I've done upwards of 90...now that's movin'!".. Uhh, that's cruising speed on I-75 in south Florida.

And the stealth bomber has very *dull* paint on it to help diffuse radar. Duh.

Key · 07-02-2004, 04:33 PM

i heard dark, sleek cars are considerably harder to track by radar. read an article somewhere about a guy who got off because he drove a dark green camero, i don't remember the details though. urban legend ? *shrug

World's King · 07-02-2004, 05:42 PM

I can not listen to that.

I wanna shoot someone now.

chef001_2003 · 07-03-2004, 04:57 PM

car bodie does make a difference with laser f body cars a a very smaal refective area miniaml crome an minimal flat front facing surface's. as opposed to like a semi or a truck which has a very large forward facing area. it makes a difffernce from the front but a technology improves effect is negligable

Munku · 07-03-2004, 07:52 PM

Ok i'm hearing repors that this is fake. The caller is actually the host changing his voice. I'm believing it, not once did I hear their voices overlap the second time I played it..

mingusfingers · 07-03-2004, 08:11 PM

The point of radar is to reflect off the car and bounce back to the gun, right? shiny = better read.

Church · 07-03-2004, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
Ok i'm hearing repors that this is fake. The caller is actually the host changing his voice. I'm believing it, not once did I hear their voices overlap the second time I played it..

Its a good point, but that would be VERY hard to do. But I do notice that the guy stops talking before the host interrupts him.

And one more thing to back up your theory, the guy doesn't hang up at the end, because you always hear a click. You could even hear the other guy hang up.

bundy · 07-03-2004, 11:21 PM

Munku · 07-04-2004, 11:45 PM

NO SCREW YOU GET OFF MY THREAD!

I hate you bundy.

07-02-2004, 08:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Complete nutjobs guide to beating a speeding ticket! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/irocspeeding.html The longer it goes, the nuttier he gets, no joke. I won't say what he says til some of you get a chance to listen, but he's complete crazy.

07-02-2004, 10:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	always remember: Neon distracts radar - it are purty __________________ We Must Dissent.

07-02-2004, 05:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I can not listen to that. I wanna shoot someone now. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

07-03-2004, 08:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
mingusfingers Psycho Location: uhhhh	The point of radar is to reflect off the car and bounce back to the gun, right? shiny = better read. __________________ Still Looking

07-03-2004, 11:21 PM	#14 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	__________________ Ohayo!!!

07-02-2004, 09:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	"Radar don't work good on my car cause it's sweet and shiny" Dumbass.

07-02-2004, 09:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	He's getting knob nibbles while he drives, and he makes police wait til he's done.

07-02-2004, 10:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
jobu Crazy	" when i'm pulled over and the cop walks up to my car, you know the first thing i do? i rev it up to about 6000rpm just to show him what's up. what do ya think about that?" that's some good stuff. thanks!

07-02-2004, 11:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
Thomas Heretic Upright	That man hurt my head.

07-02-2004, 12:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
irseg Junkie Location: Florida	Good god that guy is pathetic. "I've done upwards of 90...now that's movin'!".. Uhh, that's cruising speed on I-75 in south Florida. And the stealth bomber has very dull paint on it to help diffuse radar. Duh.

07-02-2004, 04:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
Key Crazy	i heard dark, sleek cars are considerably harder to track by radar. read an article somewhere about a guy who got off because he drove a dark green camero, i don't remember the details though. urban legend ? *shrug

07-03-2004, 04:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
chef001_2003 Upright Location: nebraska	car bodie does make a difference with laser f body cars a a very smaal refective area miniaml crome an minimal flat front facing surface's. as opposed to like a semi or a truck which has a very large forward facing area. it makes a difffernce from the front but a technology improves effect is negligable

07-03-2004, 07:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Ok i'm hearing repors that this is fake. The caller is actually the host changing his voice. I'm believing it, not once did I hear their voices overlap the second time I played it..

07-04-2004, 11:45 PM	#15 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	NO SCREW YOU GET OFF MY THREAD! I hate you bundy.