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richeee · 05-11-2003, 07:47 AM

GoogleFight

Back on TFP v.3, someone posted this (KWSN?).
Rather amusing...

Here's one to start:
JadziaDax (409 results) vs. RedRavin (0 results) The winner is: JadziaDax

Poor guy doesn't stand a chance!!

DEI37 · 05-11-2003, 08:17 AM

Just did white vs black. The result?
57,800,000 to 77,800,000...black wins.

DEI37 · 05-11-2003, 08:20 AM

General Motors vs Ford Motor Company:

1,590,000 to 1,100,000 in General Motors' favor

DEI37 · 05-11-2003, 08:21 AM

One more before I'm considered a spammer:

DEI37 (me) vs. raeanna 74 (my wife's screenie on TFP)

11 to 0...I get the win!!!

DEI37 · 05-11-2003, 08:23 AM

OK...somebody broke my string in there, so I can post another one!

Shania Twain vs Faith Hill
314,000 to 1,280,000, nod to Faith.

richeee · 05-11-2003, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
when i typed in jadzia dax (with a space) the second listing said:

make jadzia dax your personal servant.

whats up with that?

She's everywhere!

Glory's Sun · 05-11-2003, 08:27 AM

Britney Spears Vs. Christina Aguilera.. hope I spelled them right lol

Britney wins 1,800,000 to 680,000 for christina

richeee · 05-11-2003, 08:27 AM

Tilted
( 561 000 results)
versus
Fark
( 359 000 results)

The winner is: Tilted

DEI37 · 05-11-2003, 08:32 AM

Vagina = 2,690,000
Penis = 18,300,000

DEI37 · 05-11-2003, 08:34 AM

Cunt = 5,720,000
Cock = 14,300,000

Pussy = 31,500,000
Dick = 12,500,000

Yes, my mind is in the gutter today! I guess that's what having sex twice in the last ten hours will do...and 8 of that was sleeping!

spectre · 05-11-2003, 08:48 AM

Bears (6 340 000 results) versus Packers ( 891 000 results)

Winner: Da Bears.

Fly · 05-11-2003, 09:12 AM

6 string guitars=191,000

12 string guitars=199,000

12 string wins

TerresqueÜ · 05-11-2003, 10:28 AM

4,380,000 for Cake, and 5,080,000 for pie. The winner, pie!

Junchbailey · 05-11-2003, 10:34 AM

Batman 1,930,000
Superman 1,670,000

It was close but Batman came through.

Tophat665 · 05-11-2003, 10:54 AM

Cake - 4,340,000
Limp Bizkit - 399,000
As it should be

Mozilla - 6,040,000
Internet Explorer - 5,010,000
As it should be

asp - 119M
php - 178M
Interesting

Marx Brothers - 163K
Three Stooges - 136K
As it should be

Keith Richards - 337K
Jimmy Page - 316K
Interesting

Peeps - 525K
Circus Peanuts - 19K

rights - 153M
duties - 6.93 M
About what I expected

Jesus - 1.25M
Mohammed - 1.21M
Muhammed - 268K
Neck and Neck

John Paul - 5.18M
George Ringo - 171K
If I am ever made pope, this will change.

Junchbailey · 05-11-2003, 12:06 PM

Gary Coleman 429,000
Emmanuel Lewis 109,000

Arnold kicks Webster's ass.

unknownmf · 05-11-2003, 01:50 PM

Weed: 1,830,000
Cocaine: 233,000
The winner is: weed

I thought that this one was funny
Education: 3,350,000
Drugs: 11,600,000
The winner is: drugs

Loup · 05-11-2003, 01:57 PM

Left ... 54 900 000 results
Right ... 99 400 000 results

Glory's Sun · 05-11-2003, 02:17 PM

yankees 1,460,000
red sox 580,000

damn yankees win again GRRRR

light 44,800,000
dark 21,600,000

light wins

new york 7,330,000
boston 16,100,000

heh at least boston wins somehow

pentium 5,910,000
amd 5,810,000

pentium wins

KWSN · 05-11-2003, 03:11 PM

KWSN
( 3 890 results)
versus
Everybody else on TFP
(515 results)

The winner is: KWSN

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GuttersnipeXL · 05-11-2003, 04:25 PM

Frank Zappa....81,500
Pee Wee Herman...63,000

aristocrat....153,000
bum.....1,610,000

me....31,500
x-girlfriend...25,200 yeah what's up now!

cj2112 · 05-11-2003, 04:31 PM

Good: 112 million
Evil: 10.7 million

DEI37 · 05-11-2003, 05:05 PM

Cyrix = 315,000
AMD = 5,890,000

nVidia = 2,430,000
ATi = 3,710,000

Western Digital = 1,770,000
Maxtor = 1,370,000

Dale Earnhardt = 200,000
Richard Petty = 173,000

josh_s08 · 05-11-2003, 05:23 PM

paintball: 1,460,000
air soft: 215,000

bundy · 05-11-2003, 06:56 PM

ascending - 1,630,000
descending - 1,830,000

dammit.
my money was on going up.

mpedrummer2 · 05-11-2003, 07:09 PM

tim - 12,800,000

vs.

world - 153,000,000

Damn...I lost.

BUT, if you make the search for "the world", it's only 8,750,000...so, in the battle of Tim vs The World, Tim wins!

YAY!

bondagegirl · 05-11-2003, 07:23 PM

David Lee Roth 251,000
VS
Sammy Hagar 46,300

richeee · 05-11-2003, 07:27 PM

Here's a Sunday night for you:
Dateline
( 326 000 results)
versus
60 Minutes
(4 290 000 results)
The winner is: 60 Minutes
Recount!!!

Simpsons
(2 190 000 results)
versus
King of the Hill
(2 390 000 results)
The winner is: King of the Hill
?????
Mother's Day
( 232 000 results)
versus
Father's Day
( 191 000 results)
The winner is: Mother's Day

richeee · 05-11-2003, 07:30 PM

Oh Yeah...

bondagegirl
( 3 760 results)
versus
richeee
(66 results)
The winner is: bondagegirl

Narcissus · 05-11-2003, 07:39 PM

do Jesus vs. Hot Pocket

the true savior

richeee · 05-11-2003, 07:51 PM

Sorry, Guccilvr~
Mariners
( 936 000 results)
versus
Red Sox
( 587 000 results)
The winner is: Mariners

Reese · 05-12-2003, 12:45 AM

Gay
(35 100 000 results)
versus
Straight
(14 600 000 results)
The winner is: Gay

Pepsi
( 954 000 results)
versus
Coke
(1 540 000 results)
The winner is: Coke

Homosexual
(1 360 000 results)
versus
heterosexual
( 614 000 results)
The winner is: Homosexual

monks
( 912 000 results)
versus
punks
( 397 000 results)
The winner is: monks

Lego
( 171 000 results)
versus
Mega block
( 163 000 results)
The winner is: lego

meanSpleen · 05-12-2003, 04:01 PM

bourgeois = 751,000
proletariat = 188,000

GASP - Marx was wrong! The bourgeois IS going to win.

richeee · 05-12-2003, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
MY DAD: 2,800,000

YOUR DAD: 2,390,000

my dad can beat up your dad.

-

WRONG!!! Sorry Bones!
My Dad
( 330 000 results)
versus
Bones's Dad
(41 results)

The winner is: My Dad

But my Mom said to give you back your lunch money- here you go~

krazykemist · 05-12-2003, 10:27 PM

paper = 40,600,000

plastic = 11,100,000

Most people going the enviromental route I guess.

analog · 05-12-2003, 10:35 PM

tits - 10 700 000
boobs - 5 170 000
breasts - 3 870 000

Go_AVS · 05-12-2003, 10:44 PM

avs 1 930 000 results versus red wings 1 350 000

The winner is: avs

The way it should have been in the hockey playoffs....

eyeronic · 05-13-2003, 12:37 AM

ungh = 12,500

uungh = 268

ung = 762,000

Loup · 05-13-2003, 04:40 AM

For the NHL Conference Finals:

Senators (1 650 000 results) versus Devils (1 790 000 results)
The winner is: Devils

Mighty Ducks ( 249 000 results) versus Wild (17 500 000 results)
The winner is: Wild

GakFace · 05-13-2003, 06:06 AM

Canada - 52 700 000
USA - 67 500 000

The winner is: USA

05-11-2003, 07:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	GoogleFight! GoogleFight Back on TFP v.3, someone posted this (KWSN?). Rather amusing... Here's one to start: JadziaDax (409 results) vs. RedRavin (0 results) The winner is: JadziaDax Poor guy doesn't stand a chance!! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-11-2003, 08:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Just did white vs black. The result? 57,800,000 to 77,800,000...black wins. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-11-2003, 08:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	General Motors vs Ford Motor Company: 1,590,000 to 1,100,000 in General Motors' favor __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-11-2003, 08:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	One more before I'm considered a spammer: DEI37 (me) vs. raeanna 74 (my wife's screenie on TFP) 11 to 0...I get the win!!! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-11-2003, 08:23 AM	#5 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	OK...somebody broke my string in there, so I can post another one! Shania Twain vs Faith Hill 314,000 to 1,280,000, nod to Faith. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-11-2003, 08:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	Britney Spears Vs. Christina Aguilera.. hope I spelled them right lol Britney wins 1,800,000 to 680,000 for christina

05-11-2003, 08:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Tilted ( 561 000 results) versus Fark ( 359 000 results) The winner is: Tilted __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-11-2003, 08:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Vagina = 2,690,000 Penis = 18,300,000 __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-11-2003, 08:34 AM	#10 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Cunt = 5,720,000 Cock = 14,300,000 Pussy = 31,500,000 Dick = 12,500,000 Yes, my mind is in the gutter today! I guess that's what having sex twice in the last ten hours will do...and 8 of that was sleeping! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-11-2003, 08:48 AM	#11 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	Bears (6 340 000 results) versus Packers ( 891 000 results) Winner: Da Bears. __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

05-11-2003, 09:12 AM	#12 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	6 string guitars=191,000 12 string guitars=199,000 12 string wins __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-11-2003, 10:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	4,380,000 for Cake, and 5,080,000 for pie. The winner, pie! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-11-2003, 10:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	Batman 1,930,000 Superman 1,670,000 It was close but Batman came through. __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

05-11-2003, 10:54 AM	#15 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Cake - 4,340,000 Limp Bizkit - 399,000 As it should be Mozilla - 6,040,000 Internet Explorer - 5,010,000 As it should be asp - 119M php - 178M Interesting Marx Brothers - 163K Three Stooges - 136K As it should be Keith Richards - 337K Jimmy Page - 316K Interesting Peeps - 525K Circus Peanuts - 19K rights - 153M duties - 6.93 M About what I expected Jesus - 1.25M Mohammed - 1.21M Muhammed - 268K Neck and Neck John Paul - 5.18M George Ringo - 171K If I am ever made pope, this will change. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-11-2003, 12:06 PM	#16 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	Gary Coleman 429,000 Emmanuel Lewis 109,000 Arnold kicks Webster's ass. __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

05-11-2003, 01:57 PM	#18 (permalink)
Loup Pup no More Location: Voted the Best	Left ... 54 900 000 results Right ... 99 400 000 results __________________ "If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it." ~ Frank Tyger

05-11-2003, 07:23 PM	#27 (permalink)
bondagegirl Muy loca en la cabeza!! Location: San Diego. Ca.	David Lee Roth 251,000 VS Sammy Hagar 46,300 __________________ "Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today."

05-11-2003, 07:39 PM	#30 (permalink)
Narcissus Upright	do Jesus vs. Hot Pocket the true savior __________________ Well you'll work harder with a gun in your back For a bowl of rice a day Slave for soldiers til you starve Then your head skewered on a stake

05-11-2003, 01:50 PM	#17 (permalink)
unknownmf Insane Location: ATL	Weed: 1,830,000 Cocaine: 233,000 The winner is: weed I thought that this one was funny Education: 3,350,000 Drugs: 11,600,000 The winner is: drugs

05-11-2003, 02:17 PM	#19 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	yankees 1,460,000 red sox 580,000 damn yankees win again GRRRR light 44,800,000 dark 21,600,000 light wins new york 7,330,000 boston 16,100,000 heh at least boston wins somehow pentium 5,910,000 amd 5,810,000 pentium wins Last edited by Glory's Sun; 05-11-2003 at 02:22 PM..

05-11-2003, 03:11 PM	#20 (permalink)
KWSN green	KWSN ( 3 890 results) versus Everybody else on TFP (515 results) The winner is: KWSN HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Your arms are broken!

05-11-2003, 04:25 PM	#21 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Frank Zappa....81,500 Pee Wee Herman...63,000 aristocrat....153,000 bum.....1,610,000 me....31,500 x-girlfriend...25,200 yeah what's up now! __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

05-11-2003, 04:31 PM	#22 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	Good: 112 million Evil: 10.7 million

05-11-2003, 05:05 PM	#23 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Cyrix = 315,000 AMD = 5,890,000 nVidia = 2,430,000 ATi = 3,710,000 Western Digital = 1,770,000 Maxtor = 1,370,000 Dale Earnhardt = 200,000 Richard Petty = 173,000 __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-11-2003, 05:23 PM	#24 (permalink)
josh_s08 Insane	paintball: 1,460,000 air soft: 215,000

05-11-2003, 06:56 PM	#25 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	ascending - 1,630,000 descending - 1,830,000 dammit. my money was on going up. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 05-11-2003 at 07:02 PM..

05-11-2003, 07:09 PM	#26 (permalink)
mpedrummer2 Insane	tim - 12,800,000 vs. world - 153,000,000 Damn...I lost. BUT, if you make the search for "the world", it's only 8,750,000...so, in the battle of Tim vs The World, Tim wins! YAY! __________________ My sig can beat up your honor student.

05-11-2003, 07:27 PM	#28 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Here's a Sunday night for you: Dateline ( 326 000 results) versus 60 Minutes (4 290 000 results) The winner is: 60 Minutes Recount!!! Simpsons (2 190 000 results) versus King of the Hill (2 390 000 results) The winner is: King of the Hill ????? Mother's Day ( 232 000 results) versus Father's Day ( 191 000 results) The winner is: Mother's Day __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-11-2003, 07:30 PM	#29 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Oh Yeah... bondagegirl ( 3 760 results) versus richeee (66 results) The winner is: bondagegirl __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-11-2003, 07:51 PM	#31 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Sorry, Guccilvr~ Mariners ( 936 000 results) versus Red Sox ( 587 000 results) The winner is: Mariners __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

05-12-2003, 12:45 AM	#32 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	Gay (35 100 000 results) versus Straight (14 600 000 results) The winner is: Gay Pepsi ( 954 000 results) versus Coke (1 540 000 results) The winner is: Coke Homosexual (1 360 000 results) versus heterosexual ( 614 000 results) The winner is: Homosexual monks ( 912 000 results) versus punks ( 397 000 results) The winner is: monks Lego ( 171 000 results) versus Mega block ( 163 000 results) The winner is: lego __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

05-12-2003, 04:01 PM	#33 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	bourgeois = 751,000 proletariat = 188,000 GASP - Marx was wrong! The bourgeois IS going to win. __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

05-12-2003, 10:27 PM	#35 (permalink)
krazykemist Psycho Location: New Orleans	paper = 40,600,000 plastic = 11,100,000 Most people going the enviromental route I guess. __________________ "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." -- Tolstoy

05-12-2003, 10:35 PM	#36 (permalink)
analog Banned	tits - 10 700 000 boobs - 5 170 000 breasts - 3 870 000

05-12-2003, 10:44 PM	#37 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	avs 1 930 000 results versus red wings 1 350 000 The winner is: avs The way it should have been in the hockey playoffs.... __________________ MIA...

05-13-2003, 12:37 AM	#38 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	ungh = 12,500 uungh = 268 ung = 762,000 __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

05-13-2003, 04:40 AM	#39 (permalink)
Loup Pup no More Location: Voted the Best	For the NHL Conference Finals: Senators (1 650 000 results) versus Devils (1 790 000 results) The winner is: Devils Mighty Ducks ( 249 000 results) versus Wild (17 500 000 results) The winner is: Wild __________________ "If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it." ~ Frank Tyger

05-13-2003, 06:06 AM	#40 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	Canada - 52 700 000 USA - 67 500 000 The winner is: USA __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.