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Least not yet....What have I missed?

Asta!!

I had a cow, man!

Good to see you're not dead, K! Welcome back. :thumbsup:

Yer Avatar kicks ass.

Asta!!

omg. Hola!!!!!!!!

welcome back, d00d. you were missed!

I beg to differ. You are, in fact, clinically dead. Sorry, sucks to be you.

:p

Might as well go for the MP quotes before anyone else does...

Quote:

CUSTOMER:
Here's one.
CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER:
I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON:
I feel fine!
CUSTOMER:
Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER:
I can't.
CUSTOMER:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER:
No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER:
Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER:
Thursday.
DEAD PERSON:
I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER:
Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.

Damn, I lost that bet.

YAY! HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!

where were ya?

Welcome back, K-wise!

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
YAY! HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!

where were ya?

Well first we lost internet for.....hmm shit I lost count of the months. Then I moved to Knippa Texas. And now I have DSL n stuffs. Good to be back cause theres literally nothing here.

Asta!!

Re: I'm not dead

Quote:

Originally posted by K-Wise
What have I missed?

damn dude...........munku asked bundy to marry him......fucker is cheatin' on me ..........

GH has been killin us in msn paint.........

paddyjoe......lottsa good pix eh........

and Fremen just keeps wishin every one a happy birthday.

bern and her dogs are well........

hmmmmmm........maybe more later.......

welcome back freak!!!!!!:D

Dammit I've missed too much. I'm hungry too :(

Asta!!

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/kwise_lives.jpg">

<font size="6">K-Wise!!!
omg you missed flyman in freakin pantyhose!!!!!!!!!</font>

and astrocloud put on pantyhose, too!
and either cheesebuttons or batman. or someone else... i ferget just who it was else now.

i have absolutely nothing to say regarding this matter...

Quote:

Originally posted by K-Wise
HAHAAH!!

Oh yeah, that about sums it up

ASTA!!!

yay, that scary bunchie avatar is back as well!

i still freaks me out.

fly summed it up pretty well.

hey i remember that avatar, alas you dont remember me

Damn I don't :(. Now I feel like an asshole.

Asta!!

All hail the prancing booger!

Glad you've been resurrected.

K-Wise. Hmm, I think I remember him. doesn't he owe me some body parts? I'm trying to remember what I bought...

jeez, what happened?!?! just the other day i was wondering if you'd ever show up again... glad you still exist!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS K-WISE!!!

K-WISE, DAMNIT!!!

KKKKKK-WWWWWWIIIIIISSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!

Quote:

Originally posted by redlemon
K-Wise. Hmm, I think I remember him. doesn't he owe me some body parts? I'm trying to remember what I bought...

I think you had dibs on my liver but I'm not sure. Some dumbass bought my blind ass eyes.

Asta!!

Dammit! Did he manage to get the liver? That's the one I really wanted.

ikky-bay does regret to inform you that K-Wise's death was just a fluke and i just took it for my own personal gain so here i am laughing at all of you who sent me money

Ah, I found the thread:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=33462

K-Wise owes me his left ear.

Ahh the ear I always stick my earphone in. Damn that sux :(

Asta!!