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Old 05-15-2003, 03:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
Please touch this.
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Aye mateys! This here be thar pirate thread! So git yer pirate on ye scurvy dogs!

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Old 05-15-2003, 03:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
Squid hat!
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Oi, doth thou needeth a swabbing on de deck? Est aye, wittle ole me, Squanky da cabin boy, yes aye yam. Whut? Es my obnoxious, ohverly British ax-ant getting to yah?
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Old 05-15-2003, 04:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
arrr maty but did nast me come up with dis in aye tilted suggestions? ARRR Captim bu dast not throw me over board!
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Old 05-15-2003, 11:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Arrr maty, if that bird shits on my shoulder again I'll kill it, arrr
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Old 05-15-2003, 11:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ARR Maty! The RIAA has shut me site down!
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Old 05-16-2003, 12:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
Shiver me timbers! Ye be needin' ta take it to the cabin, ye scurvy dogs! Arrrr!
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Old 05-16-2003, 12:23 AM   #7 (permalink)
Location: Sydney
Arrr! I be yer ship's woman! I don't be doin no chores mind! They be callin me Pirate Jenny - I serve yee drinks in yer ship's bar! Should yer be cravin some LIQUOR!
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Old 05-16-2003, 01:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Did you hear about the new pirate move? It's rated Arghhhh.
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Old 05-16-2003, 08:11 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Arrgh, I do alot of raping and piligin to make up for my extremely small penis.

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Old 05-16-2003, 08:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Arrr, keep yer traps shut me mateis and get back to swabbin the decks. Tis no time fer yer lollygaggin about.

Tis the seven seas acallin and I've pissed in everyone.
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Old 05-16-2003, 08:34 AM   #11 (permalink)
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ARRRR one o' you lubbers get pirate jenny in here w/ my drink or ill be keel haulin the lot o ya
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Old 05-16-2003, 08:49 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Arrrrrrrgh heerrrrrrrrs captan rugh crotch for yers! aRRRRRRRRRgh
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Old 05-16-2003, 09:13 AM   #13 (permalink)
Location: Columbia Falls, MT
Arrr. I be wantin to look at ye boobies. Shiver me timbers.
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Old 05-16-2003, 11:16 AM   #14 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
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Every pirate thread needs a chantey devoted to whaling, wenching, and grog, so...

Yo Ho Ho

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em good and true - '
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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Old 05-16-2003, 09:14 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Burdi burdi burdi ZEEEEEEERK!!!

Oh, shit. I thought this was the viking thread!

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Old 05-17-2003, 08:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Aye Captin,where are your Buccaneers?
On me Buccan head you fool,where else would they be!
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
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Old 05-17-2003, 09:23 PM   #17 (permalink)
Giggity Giggity!!
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Location: N'York
I got a song I wrote about bein' a modern pirate...let's see if I can remember..

It is my mission to become a pirate
and to sail thee south seas
inseminating thousands of Polynesian woman
when and where I please
I will use my machete
and surely take my cut
and all of my bastard children
will be named Coconut.

Thank you, Thank you.....a Guttersnipe original
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Old 05-17-2003, 09:30 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Location: Columbus, Ohio

Ye apple commercials be after CAP'N Phaenx's soul, me know it be true!

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Old 05-18-2003, 03:33 AM   #19 (permalink)
Location: Sydney
Here yee arr shalafi! Three pints of this here rum - the best we got! Enjoy; can i get any of yee other lads a drink?
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Old 06-01-2003, 07:56 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Im in fucking stitches,

OOh ok,
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Old 06-07-2003, 11:56 PM   #21 (permalink)
Location: Detroit
yaaarrrrgh. avast there, you mangy curs! mad pillaging props to uncle phil for privateer's anthem. yaaarrrgh.
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Old 06-08-2003, 12:35 AM   #22 (permalink)
Sir, I have a plan...
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Ahoy and whatnot!

Meh, not feeling terribly salty just now. Maybe later I'll put my pirate application up so everyone can make their ambitions official.

Fortunato became immured to the sound of the trowel after a while.
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Old 06-08-2003, 01:27 AM   #23 (permalink)
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ARRRRRRRR..... i think thats right...
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Old 09-19-2007, 06:14 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Bumpity bump bump as today, September 19th is international talk like a pirate day -

Arr, me hearty, it's talk like a pirate day today, enjoy some grog today... and go out and plunder....
Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
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Old 09-19-2007, 06:29 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Arrrr Billy... Ever been to sea?
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:52 PM   #26 (permalink)
still, wondering.
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The hapless victim says:

"But, but, I'm not a pirate! Why would you expect me to talk like one?"
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Old 09-19-2007, 07:28 PM   #27 (permalink)
Location: way out west
Arrrr, oy thar matey, we be needin' more song and merriment.

The cabin boy, The cabin boy
Dirty little nipper
Filled his ass with shards of glass
And circumsized the skipper.
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Old 09-19-2009, 10:45 AM   #28 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
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TLPD, 2009

ARRR, it be time to bump this thread once more!

Avast, me maties! All ye salty dogs and buxom (or not) wenches, if you can't talk like a pirate... cheat, shiver me timbers! Talk Like a Pirate Day

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Old 09-19-2009, 11:01 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Arr, it be that time of year agin, be it?

Well, I'll be a bow-legged scurvy-ridden son of a smarmy dog's gat-toothed landlubber uncle!
Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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Old 09-19-2009, 12:32 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Arrr n booty n such

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Old 09-19-2009, 12:55 PM   #31 (permalink)
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
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Location: Southern England
Now that's some booty I could get behind!
Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 09-19-2009, 02:53 PM   #32 (permalink)
Riding the Ocean Spray
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Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
arrrrr!!! which of you scallywags stowed the wenches on board? It'll doom our ship! Off the plank with them

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Old 09-19-2009, 07:37 PM   #33 (permalink)
She's Actual Size
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Avast, ye mateys! Where's the rum?
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Old 09-19-2009, 08:02 PM   #34 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
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Avast, ye mateys! Where's the rum?
In me belly! Harrrr!

Oops... 12:00 local time. Talk like a pirate is over. Returning to boring English now.
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:48 PM   #35 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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Nuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! I missed it!

/stupid internet company
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Old 09-20-2009, 06:29 AM   #36 (permalink)
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 09-20-2009, 08:58 AM   #37 (permalink)
You had me at hello
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Arrr. We lost to UNC yesterday. Ar. Ef.
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Old 09-20-2009, 04:09 PM   #38 (permalink)
Riding the Ocean Spray
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arrrrgggg! even my one legged parrot looks better than the Eagles today!
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Old 09-21-2009, 06:36 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I can't read your signature. Sorry.
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