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Old 10-02-2004, 07:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Ohio! yay!
For the guys of Nonsence only... :)

http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php


You have made 22.34375 gallons and 186.467620625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.5888888888889 football fields!

You have killed approximately 1,029,600,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 5720 kittens.




I am curious to see who wins this one... My guess: Flyman.
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Old 10-02-2004, 05:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
<center>
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The Ejaculator!

You have made 45.5 gallons and 379.715882 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 3.2355555555556 football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,096,640,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 11648 kittens.
</center>

I actually should be ashamed of myself. Especially since I creamed the shit out of your record haha. And thats cause thats just an estimate of what I might do average on the weekly. I'm sure sometimes it's more.

Asta!!
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Old 10-02-2004, 05:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The Ejaculator!

You have made 45.5 gallons and 379.715882 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.4266666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,572,480,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 8736 kittens.
Wow... I got nothing on you K-Wise..
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Old 10-02-2004, 05:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You have made 2070.25 gallons and 17277.072631 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 147.21777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 95,397,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 529984 kittens

Can't believe I'm posting this....

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I might have imput something wrong... hrm
Yeh I read the 2nd box wrong, I thought it asked "how many times a year"

Quote:
You have made 15.166666666667 gallons and 126.57196066667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.6177777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,048,320,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5824 kittens.
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Old 10-03-2004, 04:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by crackprogram
I am curious to see who wins this one... My guess: Flyman.






Bastard.......ain't gonna be me who wins

i gave it a good attempt though.......



You have made 36.96875 gallons and 308.519154125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.6288888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,703,520,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9464 kittens.




thanx crack
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Old 10-03-2004, 05:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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You have killed 1560 kittens.

oh
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Old 10-03-2004, 06:01 AM   #7 (permalink)
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You have made 130 gallons and 1084.90252 lbs.
9.2444444444444 football fields!
approximately 5,990,400,000,000 little swimmers.
33280 kittens.
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Old 10-03-2004, 09:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You have made 130 gallons and 1084.90252 lbs.
9.2444444444444 football fields!
approximately 5,990,400,000,000 little swimmers.
33280 kittens.
Don't you have like 300 gigs of porn too? :P
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:56 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: South Carolina
I have made 110.90625 gallons and 925.557462375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 7.8866666666667 football fields!
I have killed approximately 5,110,560,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 28392 kittens.
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Old 10-05-2004, 11:51 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
Well damn I thought I was bad. These guys must have way more free/alone time than me.

Asta!!
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Old 10-05-2004, 12:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I am defeated.

*accepts shame humbly*
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Old 10-06-2004, 10:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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You have made 41.4375 gallons and 345.81267825 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.9466666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,909,440,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10608 kittens.
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Old 10-07-2004, 10:44 AM   #13 (permalink)
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i did it and it said zero and zero

how did they know i was anatomically incorrect?


im a glorified ken doll
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Old 10-07-2004, 06:02 PM   #14 (permalink)
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You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.
Just enter 999 for both fields and pick "big squirter".
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Old 10-08-2004, 09:57 AM   #15 (permalink)
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there's a flaw in the ejaculator. You kill the same number of kittens and span the same # of football fields regardless of whether or not you a "little squirter" or "big squirter".
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