Munku

Why is it that every end cap, every isle, every little island, and every register line has beef jerky all over it! you walk down an isle, and there's 6 beef jerky things hanging as you go down. Turn and each end cap has several things of it. What is the deal?! Is it a southern redneck thing?!

JumpinJesus

It's not that they're everywhere, it's that the beef jerky is following you.




Beware.

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Grancey

I've seen beef jerky in Walmarts and service stations all the way from Florida to Minnesota. Can't be just southern.

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shakran

Yeah. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Boo

Its an Atkins thing!!!

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Munku

At one point I counted 9 beef jerky racks standing in one spot!

Fremen

Maybe someone's trying to tell moo something.

Meow, go buy moo some jerky.

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go-bots

its those damn cows and their lobyists in washington

bernadette

omg
Munky has OCD & counting jerky displays at Wally-world is his latest obession.

Munky, Munky, dear... please, stay away from Walmart.

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Munku

It's just overwhelming Berny! And I actually DO have a minor case of OCD.. Nothing to do with beef jerky or walmart though.. :-P

Fly

buy one............then get the fuck outta there as fast as you can.



"Run Munky,Run..."

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ShaniFaye

Its all my fault....its part of my evil plan to get everyone that goes to walmart just as addicted to beef jerky as I am

ahahahahahaha

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Tophat665

<font size="+7">AAAAAAAA!!!!
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!</FONT>
Ummm ummm, with Hershey's choclate milk and a Stuckey's paleolithic pecan log. Heaven.

It's Beef Jerky Time!
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SaltPork

I've seen the very same displays, the disturbing thing is that they are displaying 50lb bags of the stuff, not just the little "snack" size bags. Seriously, you could feed a wagon train for a trip from New York to San Francisco on one of the ginormous bags. It is a bit freaky. Maybe that's what they did with all those cows in England that had Mad Cow Disease.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

duckduck

^^^

This man speaks the truth. More jerky, I say,......MORE!!!!

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