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Old 11-03-2004, 03:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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*NSFW* *NSFW* NSFW*

Now after we get all this NSFW crap out of the way, read this:
http://www.labiaenhancement.com/Labi...oks/index.html

Quote:
Vulva C
For western culture, this vulva would not hold its ground; the inner lips are all loose. The vagina is loose also; everything seems to be all messed up wondering what parts are actually female. It most certainly will not win a beauty contest.
The other "Vulva Descriptions" are just as funny, which vulva is your fav?

Guys: Does anyone else want to go to this "Vulva Beauty Contest" they speak of?

Women: Guys don't care what your vulva/labia looks like, we are mostly just happy to see them at all.
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Old 11-03-2004, 03:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Umm crack....I'm a little worried. Did you join this site?
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Old 11-03-2004, 03:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Umm crack....I'm a little worried. Did you join this site?
I would have if I could, I always wanted a "pouty penis" though...
As I always say "Dare to dream!"
http://www.labiaenhancement.com/Labi...uty/index.html
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well jeez man, try this. Maybe you could win one!


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Old 11-10-2004, 09:46 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Great site.... joining in now..........

Especially this quote was kind of funny:

"One survey query described it, that it looks more like a war injury then a vulva."


AND

"GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO ADMIRE."

OMG..
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Old 11-10-2004, 10:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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DO VAGINAL LOOKS MATTER?

This question resonates in every single woman’s mind, questioning whether her vagina will live up to the expectations of any man. We know that men are extremely attracted to beauty. Men do place a lot of emphasis on female facial features, body contour, hair length, breast size, shapely bum, vaginal beauty, vaginal tightness, arch, freshness, long beautiful legs, etc. The list goes on and on, simple because men know what they want and what they like when it comes to women.



Yet another thing for women to worry about in the looks department...
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Old 11-10-2004, 08:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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"Vulva B is an ugly genital..." Actually laughed out loud. Then I had to close the window when my son (5) wanted to know what I was laughing at.

"Its simply not feminine, even ancient statues featuring the nude female, you would not see long asymmetrical lips carved out." - I think it would add some pizzazz to the venus de milo.
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Old 11-10-2004, 08:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That's the dumbest thing I think I've ever seen......but I may change my mind in, say, 25 years.....
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