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Old 05-19-2003, 01:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Cursing Thread

Vent your frustrations. Curse things, or just curse.
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Old 05-19-2003, 01:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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fucking shitty-ass fuck licky cock SHIT bitchass licklckilclkclikckcik FUCK COCKMANGLER
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Old 05-19-2003, 02:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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fuck the fucking fuckers
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Old 05-19-2003, 03:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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fuck em all!!
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Old 05-19-2003, 03:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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for fucks sake.what the hell is the mother fuckin' deal with these goddamn pants.

christ's sake anyways
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Old 05-19-2003, 03:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Bones
guys, lets be nice.

have a nice day

hey it's a damn cursing thread

fuck
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Old 05-19-2003, 03:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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May your hens take the disorder, your cows the crippen and your calves the white scour! May yourself go stone-blind so that you will not know your wife from a hay-stack! No butter be on your milk nor on your ducks a web. May your child not walk and your dogs be flayed. And may the flame be bigger and wider which will go through your black soul than the Connemara mountains if they were on fire.
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Old 05-19-2003, 03:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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guys, lets be nice.

have a nice day
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-19-2003, 04:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: Up my ass
To quote Adam Sandler's Toll Booth Willy---

GO FUCK YOURSELVES, YOU SON OF A FUCK. I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND BEAT YOUR FUCKIN HEAD IN WITH A LOUISVILLE FUCKING SLUGGER. WHATTA YA THINK O THAT, ASSFUCK!!

or

FUCK YOU, YOU DIRTY WHORE!! IM GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU AND ALL YOUR LESBIAN, FISH EATIN FRIENDS. YOU'RE GONNA DIE BITCH!! I'M COMIN OUT OF THE BOOOOTH!!!

Great stuff.
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Old 05-19-2003, 04:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
Had to leave this awesome space
 
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My favorite to the car that just pissed me off:

YOU FAT FUCK ASSHOLE!
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Old 05-19-2003, 05:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
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You scum sucking pig. You son of a motherless goat.

Great movie...
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Old 05-19-2003, 06:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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You scum sucking pig. You son of a motherless goat.

Great movie...

Brando in "One Eyed Jacks"?
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Old 05-19-2003, 06:31 PM   #13 (permalink)
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A sweet memory from my childhood...Really!

"You cock sucking, mother fucking, blue-balled bitch!"
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Old 05-19-2003, 07:00 PM   #14 (permalink)
Giggity Giggity!!
 
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Give me back my motherfucking bouncy ball you horrible bitch!
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Old 05-19-2003, 07:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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when you're forced to censorship my favaorite is:

You sockcutting fothermucker!
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Old 05-19-2003, 09:10 PM   #16 (permalink)
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What a shit-ass thread. Fucking stupid idea. Jeezum Mary Josephine.
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Old 05-19-2003, 09:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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yooooouuuu cotton rocksucker.........
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Old 05-19-2003, 10:27 PM   #18 (permalink)
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You empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Old 05-20-2003, 12:13 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Location: IN, USA
Yeah, well I can't stand all the fuckin' morons who slow the fuck down when it comes to a Fuckin' Merge. SPEED THE HELL UP!!! I'm not here to fucking stop when you have a fucking mile to drive before you have to worry about someone hitting your shitty excuse for a car!!!! Move the FUCK FORWARD so i can speed on by damnit!!!!

Applaud me if you will, but smirk and well..... Fuck off!! (.... um yeah W.K.... Fuck off... AGAIN!!!)
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Old 05-20-2003, 02:52 AM   #20 (permalink)
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umm shit
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:03 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Quote:
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Brando in "One Eyed Jacks"?
Three Amigos...
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:16 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Seems we've got mouths like the bottoms of fucking bird cages. Jolly good show.
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:34 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Dirty stinking low down belly crawling no good son of a whore, yellow stinking sack of slimy snake shit, evil ignorant toenail eating, fart sniffing, triple kin, mother humping, cousin marrying, degenerate, politician.
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:37 AM   #24 (permalink)
 
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Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
(fart noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(fart noises)
(laughing)
(fart)
Dudley Dooright guy: What's going on here?
(fart noises)
People: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka fucka
T & P:Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka)
Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle fucka... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight...
Phillip: ...Suck my balls!
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Old 05-20-2003, 07:18 AM   #25 (permalink)
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emm.. darn! :O
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Old 05-20-2003, 07:39 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Unfuckingbelievable. Ignofuckingramus. Absofuckinglutely. Defuckingspicable.
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Old 05-20-2003, 10:54 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Short and to the point...


FUCK YOU, YOU FUCK!
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Old 05-20-2003, 11:39 AM   #28 (permalink)
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YOKO ONO!!!!

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Old 05-20-2003, 11:46 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Yoko Ono kill the Beatles, that fucking bitch! Shit.
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Old 05-20-2003, 12:30 PM   #30 (permalink)
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For the love of unholy manshit!!!!!! What do you cock knocking, cum guzzlers think you are doing, left blinker right blinker, get off the cock you old bitch and MOVE!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-20-2003, 01:14 PM   #31 (permalink)
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YOKO ONO!!!!

HEY NOW.....lets not get outta hand here, shit & fuck are one thing but there's no need for foul words like that
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Old 05-20-2003, 01:18 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I curse you with the curse of your mother, that for every child you bear you shall have twelve children, for they shall all act just like you! And your dwelling shall be a pit in the Earth and the taste of ashes shall be ever in your mouth. I curse you with the curse of your father, that for every mate you take you shall have twelve shrewish wives, and their plaintive tongues shall so darken the heavens that you wish for those days of the pit and ashes. I curse you with the curse of the stranger, that none shall eat your bread, nor will they drink your wine, nor get they your jokes. You shall ever be as one apart and when you cut off your own head whilst in the unplumbable depths of misery, there shall be no words of mourning.
/Old Testament burger
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Old 05-20-2003, 01:30 PM   #33 (permalink)
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"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! -- Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. Thppppt!. . . I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"



Edit: How could I forget, the curse of all curses...

NI!!!!!!
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Old 05-20-2003, 02:11 PM   #34 (permalink)
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FUCK.. ASS!!

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Old 05-20-2003, 03:29 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Foetal tumour. The abortion which led to your creation was the foulest act of a known sodomite. Worse than the ten thousand coprophilic hells he left your pustulent, fetid father in, the greater part of what passes for good in you ran down the crack in your mother's pimpled, shuddering Ass and was absorbed by the straw floor which all pigs such as she call their home.

Damn... I'm creative when I'm angry
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Old 05-20-2003, 03:32 PM   #36 (permalink)
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GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:11 PM   #37 (permalink)
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gol darn you all!...jeepers!!
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:19 PM   #38 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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fuck you, you fucking fuck.
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:43 PM   #39 (permalink)
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fuck you, you fucking fuck.
Can you call someone a verb?
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Old 05-20-2003, 10:33 PM   #40 (permalink)
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what the fuck is a surgon genral and who the hell is he to tell me something is bad for me godammet fuck him all all the fucking surgon privets who get all the good pussy to exzaman it and fuck the government

boy that feels good to say......
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