OQwerty1

This was the thread I first read on TFP that made me join, and I was sad when I joined nobody was posting on it anymore. Well I couldn't find the link to put a new post on the thread so I started a new one.

My first question: Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

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Crack

Or...

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Munku

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? No, it becomes a smelly mess.
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Stays same.
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? Sure is.
What do chickens think we taste like? Nothing, they don't eat us.
What do people in China call their good plates? Good plates.
What do you call a male ladybug? Ladybug
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? N/A
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Human Taste Testers.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? He didn't think about it.
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Health Guidelines.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Kept moist by the closed container.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Proof of age.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Because english is whack.
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii? It's just what they're called.
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes? You think it's easy funnelling 150 people out of a plane? Most don't know how to 'chute.
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? Profits.
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? No.
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? Kept at his home.
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door? In case of emergencies.
Why is a bra singular and panties plural? English is whack.
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? Fights bad guys for freedom.
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? Just various oils, nuts etc.
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? Cow's don't laugh. And they don't drink milk.
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? The light would shine outward. It is compounded by the speed you're traveling plus it's own rate.
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? Braille's got to go everywhere. Just the law.
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? English is whack.
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? They aren't dried with heat.
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? Geronimo!
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? English is whack.
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? I'm not an etymologist. Can't answer that. English is whack though...
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? A terminal is a point in a circuit at which a connection is normally established

Stiltzkin

Wow, I can see this going nowhere real fast.

Why do you drive in a parkway and park in your driveway?

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Crack

English is Whack?

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CityOfAngels

Why was this thread even started?

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Stiltzkin

Yes. Let us all only speak Spanish from now on? ^^

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Tophat665

¿Como?

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Lefty04

What is that over there? Behind that other thing?

Sticky

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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JJRousseau

Why not a lead anchor? About as much use as the other two...

I don't think that's correct (outside of sci-fi).

Sticky

Becuase a lead anchor under every seat would add serious weight to the plane.


This is one of my favorites:
If the buttered side always lands face down and a cat always lands on its feet what happens if you drop a cat with a face up buttered beice of toast strapped to it from a building.

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Munku

I don't know how he'd land but you'd have a nice mess from dropping a cat off a building.. Why would you do such a thing?!

unregistered092

............."Why?"

Lefty04

Who put the Bop in the Bop-she-bop-she-bop?

Lefty04

Was it the same person who put the Ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

superiorrain

If you were to dig a hole all the way through the earth and come out the other side, then which way would you come out? Head or Feet first?

Would you even come out at all?

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pinkie

Why aren't lemons and limes called yellows and greens?

Zeraph

Why am I posting this?

ergdork

Sadly, I know the answer.

A buddy of mine is from long island. Parkways actually connect - wait for it - Parks!

Got me on the driveways though!

anleja

Well, based on your answer, "parkways" was already taken.

Fremen

It would essentially cancel each other out and cause the cat to hover in place.

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heyal256

Umm.... If I try to follow the same logic driveways connect... Drivers!?!?!?

Jonsgirl

Why to they call it Rhode Island, if it's not an island?

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DJLaurieB

When snow melts, where does the white go???????

Paradise Lost

I sent a team to investigate and it turns out there's nothing over there.

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anleja

And why do things get darker when they get wet?