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Charlatan · 06-08-2005, 06:34 AM

Apparently these women are ready to bow down to their master...

jwoody · 06-08-2005, 07:24 AM

Giant Hamburger · 06-08-2005, 01:01 PM

Those were the days!

The world was a simpler place back then.
People believed in Giant Hamburgers.

I will resist bloviation at this time.

Charlatan · 06-09-2005, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

I will resist bloviation at this time.

Don't miss your opportunity to vociferate... for a power hungry hamburger you are not ususally so diffident.

Giant Hamburger · 06-09-2005, 02:26 PM

I am the ghost of Christmas future!

*rattles chains

Charlatan · 06-09-2005, 03:24 PM

I knew it!

Astrocloud · 06-11-2005, 06:55 AM

found this on myspace. It seems apt.

kramus · 06-11-2005, 07:09 AM

That poor, poor man. I can see his fear. He thought he was ready - garbed in armour and supported by the water elements.

hubris incarnate

Fly · 06-11-2005, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwoody

great post jwoody.........

all the pretty colours..........

bernadette · 06-15-2005, 11:12 AM

omigosh! i just ran across a pic of <b>Mrs. Giant Hamburger!</b>
gah, isn't she hot & delicious looking??
i mean check out those 2 patties. sexxxxxxxxxyyyyyy!!!!

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/hamburger.jpg">

//edit: sorry about the borken image. re-hosted. fixed!

Giant Hamburger · 06-15-2005, 01:41 PM

*imagines Bernadette eating wife

paddyjoe · 06-15-2005, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

*imagines Bernadette eating wife

Ohh baby.....now yer talkin............

bernadette · 06-15-2005, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

*imagines Bernadette eating wife

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

Ohh baby.....now yer talkin............

sorry guys.
do keep imagining, but i have this sudden desire to become a vegetarian.

so, whatcha waiting for? introduce me to Mrs. Celery Stick!

Astrocloud · 06-15-2005, 04:24 PM

Charlatan · 06-15-2005, 08:05 PM

^
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| That is a one track mind...

Astrocloud · 06-16-2005, 04:54 PM

doodlebird · 06-16-2005, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud

It wants me.

and it will HAVE you. whether you like it or not.

doodlebird · 06-16-2005, 05:25 PM

i wrestled with it for a while,
i gave it my all,
but alas, it was too much.
i am beaten.
and covered in condiments.

<a href><img src="http://willheron.com/images/dreamburger.jpg"></a>

Fremen · 06-16-2005, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doodlebird

i wrestled with it for a while,
i gave it my all,
but alas, it was too much.
i am beaten.
and covered in condiments.

<a href><img src="http://willheron.com/images/dreamburger.jpg"></a>

Damn! You could ride that burger all day and you still wouldn't eat it all.

Charlatan · 06-20-2005, 07:02 AM

Imagine my continued surprise...

It's Father's Day and I retire to the front porch to some alone time with a fresh coffee and the Sunday paper... I flip the pages and suddenly the horror returns to the pit of my stomach... for he has reached out once more to touch me.

A close up

I tell you the beast is still alive and he is taunting us... and apparently he is hungry, always hungry.

Giant Hamburger · 06-20-2005, 09:46 AM

Why do you fear me?

I am not an animal. I am a giant being. I am a hamburger.

Sticky · 06-28-2005, 08:19 AM

GH, I have no idea what this is but it made me thing of you.

Giant Hamburger · 06-30-2005, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky

GH, I have no idea what this is but it made me thing of you.

Thank you Sticky. It made me think of this...

"...The statuette, idol, fetish, or whatever it was, had been captured some months before in the wooded swamps south of New Orleans during a raid on a supposed voodoo meeting; and so singular and hideous were the rites connected with it, that the police could not but realise that they had stumbled on a dark cult totally unknown to them, and infinitely more diabolic than even the blackest of the African voodoo circles. Of its origin, apart from the erratic and unbelievable tales extorted from the captured members, absolutely nothing was to be discovered; hence the anxiety of the police for any antiquarian lore which might help them to place the frightful symbol, and through it track down the cult to its fountain-head."

bernadette · 06-30-2005, 10:13 AM

<img src="http://www.eccentricamerica.com/images/burger_bike.jpg">
get outta his way!

kramus · 06-30-2005, 10:24 AM

You must understand - it cannot die.

kramus · 06-30-2005, 10:28 AM

Another thing I have learned at some cost - do not try to read the mind of the hamburger. We are not designed for such sophisticated imput.

Charlatan · 06-30-2005, 10:29 AM

Shit... I don't think it even bleeds...

bernadette · 06-30-2005, 10:35 AM

ACK!

WARNING:
a google image search for "bloody hamburger" produces some uh... rather most bizarre results...

(note: i am not linking any of those said results! yikes)

Charlatan · 06-30-2005, 10:38 AM

HAHA GH in all his glory!

Tophat665 · 06-30-2005, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Thank you Sticky. It made me think of this...

"...The statuette, idol, fetish, or whatever it was, had been captured some months before in the wooded swamps south of New Orleans during a raid on a supposed voodoo meeting; and so singular and hideous were the rites connected with it, that the police could not but realise that they had stumbled on a dark cult totally unknown to them, and infinitely more diabolic than even the blackest of the African voodoo circles. Of its origin, apart from the erratic and unbelievable tales extorted from the captured members, absolutely nothing was to be discovered; hence the anxiety of the police for any antiquarian lore which might help them to place the frightful symbol, and through it track down the cult to its fountain-head."

GH quoting Lovecraft, I think. And, if not, well, it ought to be.

IA! IA! Hamburger Mna 'Fth'ngui Fgthan!
I have seen his unspeakable juiciness, his obscene buns tastily alurk in the dark rescesses of the human soul. He is the balck Burger in the woods with a thousand chips (and a pickle, and maybe a coke on the side.)

Is it not said, "It is not ground beef which shall eternal lie, and with strange condiments, burgers may fry?"

Ph'nglui mghw'nafh Hamburger R'yleh wagh'nagl ghazhtzgn
In sunken R'yleh, Giant hamburger waits, sizziling.

Be afraid.

kramus · 06-30-2005, 11:13 AM

As I read Tophat's post I could hear the chopping of onions, the thick sound of ketchup squeezing from a plastic bottle, the sharp *ding* of a frycooks bell . . . I had to quickly hit backspace before the eerie spell of his echoed words pulled me into some hell of condiments and crusty buns.

Please, Tophat - edit your post at least with a warning for those unwary perusers of this thread!

Fly · 06-30-2005, 04:21 PM

hey GH........would you be offended if i were to say that i'd really like to eat you?

Charlatan · 06-30-2005, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

hey GH........would you be offended if i were to say that i'd really like to eat you?

Are you suggesting some sort of unholy communion?

paddyjoe · 06-30-2005, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

hey GH........would you be offended if i were to say that i'd really like to eat you?

heh....I've known it all along...

Fremen · 06-30-2005, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

hey GH........would you be offended if i were to say that i'd really like to eat you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

heh....I've known it all along...

And that, my friends, is the looked-for revenge burn!!

Are you pink in the center or well done, mon hamburger géant?

Tophat665 · 06-30-2005, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kramus

As I read Tophat's post I could hear the chopping of onions, the thick sound of ketchup squeezing from a plastic bottle, the sharp *ding* of a frycooks bell . . . I had to quickly hit backspace before the eerie spell of his echoed words pulled me into some hell of condiments and crusty buns.

Please, Tophat - edit your post at least with a warning for those unwary perusers of this thread!

T'is a perilous path we tread here. Indeed, the mad Scots/Arab Abul MacDonald was ground to bits in a bistro in broad daylight by invisible short order cooks.

But is it more dangerous to cry the coming of the Elder Edible ones? Even now, flying hither and thither I hear the sodden wingbeats of Mine-To-Go, the Fungi from Yummoth, porting disembodied stomachs to the Drive Through of Leng, where the Cashier in Yellow waits with the Open-All-Nightgaunts for the Orders for...

The Giant Hamburger...

Or is it more dangerous to keep mum, restrain this horrible knowledge, this medium rare gnosis of unspeakable savory flavor.

No!

I will not be silenced, though I am dragged through the greasetraps of Kadath where the Doles have all they can eat, and the wise Zoogs already know if you want fries with that. Nay! I will cry it aloud lest we all come to a very

greasy

End.

Fly · 06-30-2005, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

And that, my friends, is the looked-for revenge burn!!

didn't even hurt Fre.........I know he can do better than that.

Ishmal · 06-30-2005, 07:12 PM

some1 is goin for the record again...

its a hamburger designed for 20-25 people...

equivalent to 100 quater pounders!!!

i have trouble eating 1 quater pounder at times!!!

Redlemon · 07-01-2005, 10:24 AM

Is this GH's nemesis, or sidekick?

Charlatan · 07-25-2005, 12:53 PM

I think that is Sanjeev the Hindu Dog (no beef thank you).

06-08-2005, 06:34 AM	#121 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Apparently these women are ready to bow down to their master... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-09-2005, 03:24 PM	#126 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I knew it! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-11-2005, 07:09 AM	#128 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	That poor, poor man. I can see his fear. He thought he was ready - garbed in armour and supported by the water elements. hubris incarnate __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

06-15-2005, 11:12 AM	#130 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	omigosh! i just ran across a pic of <b>Mrs. Giant Hamburger!</b> gah, isn't she hot & delicious looking?? i mean check out those 2 patties. sexxxxxxxxxyyyyyy!!!! <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/hamburger.jpg"> //edit: sorry about the borken image. re-hosted. fixed! Last edited by bernadette; 06-15-2005 at 04:01 PM..

06-15-2005, 08:05 PM	#135 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	^ \| \| \| That is a one track mind... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-08-2005, 07:24 AM	#122 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.

06-08-2005, 01:01 PM	#123 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Those were the days! The world was a simpler place back then. People believed in Giant Hamburgers. I will resist bloviation at this time.

06-09-2005, 02:26 PM	#125 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I am the ghost of Christmas future! *rattles chains

06-11-2005, 06:55 AM	#127 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	found this on myspace. It seems apt.

06-15-2005, 01:41 PM	#131 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	*imagines Bernadette eating wife

06-15-2005, 04:24 PM	#134 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd

06-16-2005, 04:54 PM	#136 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	<embed src="http://www.shanty-chor-binnenschiffer.de/Shanty-chor/Sound/Binnenschiffer%20Ahoi/Hamburger_Veermaster.mp3" autostart="TRUE">

06-16-2005, 05:25 PM	#138 (permalink)
doodlebird pío pío Location: on a branch about to break	i wrestled with it for a while, i gave it my all, but alas, it was too much. i am beaten. and covered in condiments. <a href><img src="http://willheron.com/images/dreamburger.jpg"></a> __________________ xoxo doodle

06-20-2005, 07:02 AM	#140 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Imagine my continued surprise... It's Father's Day and I retire to the front porch to some alone time with a fresh coffee and the Sunday paper... I flip the pages and suddenly the horror returns to the pit of my stomach... for he has reached out once more to touch me. A close up I tell you the beast is still alive and he is taunting us... and apparently he is hungry, always hungry. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-20-2005, 09:46 AM	#141 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Why do you fear me? I am not an animal. I am a giant being. I am a hamburger.

06-28-2005, 08:19 AM	#142 (permalink)
Sticky	GH, I have no idea what this is but it made me thing of you. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

06-30-2005, 10:13 AM	#144 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<img src="http://www.eccentricamerica.com/images/burger_bike.jpg"> get outta his way! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

06-30-2005, 10:24 AM	#145 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	You must understand - it cannot die. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

06-30-2005, 10:28 AM	#146 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Another thing I have learned at some cost - do not try to read the mind of the hamburger. We are not designed for such sophisticated imput. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

06-30-2005, 10:29 AM	#147 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Shit... I don't think it even bleeds... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-30-2005, 10:35 AM	#148 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	ACK! WARNING: a google image search for "bloody hamburger" produces some uh... rather most bizarre results... (note: i am not linking any of those said results! yikes) __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

06-30-2005, 10:38 AM	#149 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	HAHA GH in all his glory! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-30-2005, 11:13 AM	#151 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	As I read Tophat's post I could hear the chopping of onions, the thick sound of ketchup squeezing from a plastic bottle, the sharp ding of a frycooks bell . . . I had to quickly hit backspace before the eerie spell of his echoed words pulled me into some hell of condiments and crusty buns. Please, Tophat - edit your post at least with a warning for those unwary perusers of this thread! __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

06-30-2005, 04:21 PM	#152 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hey GH........would you be offended if i were to say that i'd really like to eat you? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-30-2005, 07:12 PM	#158 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	some1 is goin for the record again... its a hamburger designed for 20-25 people... equivalent to 100 quater pounders!!! i have trouble eating 1 quater pounder at times!!! __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

07-01-2005, 10:24 AM	#159 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Is this GH's nemesis, or sidekick? __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

07-25-2005, 12:53 PM	#160 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I think that is Sanjeev the Hindu Dog (no beef thank you). __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke