Meridae'n

Weight for the pole...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Ella

Looks like Slim and I are fighting over little Johnny.

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Meridae'n

Oh Ella, I knew Slim the gay cunt would go for Johnny... but you?

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Ella

Don't you think going for you would be a tad too obvious, Meri? You know I lust after your cock like a nun lusts after a cucumber.

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Meridae'n

Everything's in order here then.

I've got Johnny by 20% :smugcunt:

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Latch

sorry Meri, but I reckon JH would respect me in the morning.

Rlyss

I'd go with you Meri, I think John's bushy eyebrows would tickle and I've got a ticklish stomach.

Meridae'n

I'm all over this guy.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

spindles

I wouldn't fuck johhny with some elses dick.

I find it funny that Meri would rather fuck himself than Johnny, though.

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slimshaydee

I'd liken Meri to a wombat ie he eats roots n leaves.
Lil johnny on the other hand would be happy to stay around in the morning and make breakfast...and I could probably turn the root into a tax writeoff or something.

Stick

Sorry Meri, but it's a one horse race. Johnny all the way. He's got more money and influence than you'll ever have. Besides which, I'd like to tie Johnny up and whip him till the dripping blood forms puddles on the floor and the rats in the dungeon can feast on the chunks of flesh that are strewn across the floor like rocks in the stony desert. All the while the piece of shit screams and beg me for mercy, but there will be no respite from my onslaught. No quarter will be given.

Unless you are willing to replace him?
Meri?
Where have you gone?

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slimshaydee

wtf @ sticks post.

Latch

Sticks vote puts JH in the lead.

Wow.. gotta be a blow to the old self-esteem, Meri

arnie

neither of ya's,who knows what i might catch

Meridae'n

Want it in alphabetical order?

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Stick

That's my special 'Foreplay for Politicians' scenario.
I despise politicians. All of them.

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Latch

So.. what's your "Foreplay for Meri" scenario?

cinnles

I'd like to fuck johnny, lord knows he's fucked australia good and proper!

Ishmal

whoa...

i can't belive i missed this thread!!!

i just HAD to vote for Meri, i know i'd neva fuck John Howard...

but i've never seen Meri, who knows... he may b hot???

LOL.

anyway, my vote makes it neck in neck!!!

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Meridae'n

What's this 'maybe' shit?

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

dlish

can i say neither?

but if i HAD to choose...i'd say meri. i mean he cant be as bad looking as little johnny can he?

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yasnooze

never with john howard.. that's just disgusting :P

Latch

but the alternative is Meri...

Ishmal

Jonnys popularaty(sp) has taken a dive in recent months!!!

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Meridae'n

Mmmm... taking a dive on Johnny :lickslips:

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Ella

Ditto on Meri... *wipes side of mouth*

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gilbert-

I'd take to practically anything rather than little Johnny, so i'm going with Meri. Yummy.

Meridae'n

Jesus Ella, you could suck-start a Harley with that mouth :spent:

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Ella

Fucking typical, Meri...only took you 25 days to notice someone had gone down on you. You're a worry....

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