http://www.plumcreekmarketing.com/05...ize/200704.jpg

Turns a rough jagged rock into a smooth sissy rock suitable for jewelry.

***Edit, crap too slow

This guy owns the Rock Tumbler
http://www.dddgames.com/netfest/2003/net03e_10.jpg

Gun > Knife

http://www.store-builder.com/airsoft...4-on%20gun.jpg

Gun isnt going to be doing much without these:

http://www.nature.com/news/2004/0401...ullets_180.jpg

People still use guns & bullets?
http://www2.montana.edu/policy/stude...s/dynamite.jpg

Asta!!

http://nobelprize.org/nobel/alfred-n...alfred-lab.gif
Alfred Nobel invented dynamite, so he owns it.

Quote from Time Magazine
"We tend not to blame Einstein for the bomb, any more than we blame Nobel for dynamite."

Einstein's bomb owns Nobel's dynamite
http://www.ifj.edu.pl/~stachnie/einstein.jpg

http://ffden-2.phys.uaf.edu/211.web....ideBar%231.jpg

pwnd by science
(no unification for albert)

Mr. Wizard owns science
http://www.mrwizardstudios.com/images/expbook2.jpg

Asta!!

These guys knew how to own books:

http://pages.cthome.net/andbookstoo/bookburn.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland...rs_250x145.jpg

These bombers should take care of those nazis.

Now why would I wanna help the nazi's by owning something thats owning them? Grr

Asta!!

nevermind... heh

http://www.answers.com/main/content/...145603_1.4.jpg

fire and forget

Countermeasures defeat AAMs:

http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/...s02/p112-b.gif

OMG STOP ALL THE FIGHTING ALREADY!

geeze. hop aboard this baby, sit back, enjoy the view & chill out instead. mkay?
<img src="http://www.ballooningcalifornia.com/graphics/photo_gallery/7.jpg">

needle pops baloon

http://img214.echo.cx/img214/8892/needle9wg.th.jpg

http://www.binnacletravel-photos.com...se%20Betty.jpg

She'll own that needle... she'll pwon that needle and then some....

this nurse owns that nurse:

http://www.jinkie.com/ProductImages/MA312E.jpg

Why all this focus on nurses? Everyone knows it's the doctor that makes the decisions:

http://www.itsonlyamovie.co.uk/scree...%20surgery.jpg

It's no secret that health insurance owns doctors
http://www.med-ins.com/health-insura...-insurance.gif

Asta!!

and its no secret canada has free health care

http://www.saltspring.com/oldisland/...ian%20flag.gif

I think we all know who owns Canadia =P

http://www.webdevil.com/jp/CXR/jpg/blame%20canada.jpg

http://library.thinkquest.org/29292/...tic/eraser.gif

erasers erase cartoons :icare:

Damnit. need a new one.

http://img244.echo.cx/img244/4785/own4nb.th.jpg

And where do you think you're going?
http://www.rubberimpex.com/images/Ru...oadBlockG6.jpg

Asta!!

your road cone wishes it was cool as this:
http://safety.fhwa.dot.gov/roadway_d.../tbarrier1.jpg

meh. you can't stop me with that puny road divider.
<img src="http://www.mischa2000.de/Technik/Raupen/CAT__R_/CAT-Dozer-D11-02.jpg">
RAWR!!!!!

rust owns metal

http://www.hulubei.net/tudor/photogr...-1000x1500.jpg

Rust..consider yourself OWNED
http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.cat...ts/8841357.jpg

Asta!!

OK CLR you own Calcium Lime and Rust, but you can't clean the Human Stain
http://www.filmleie.no/customers/fil...php/120865.jpg

Is it just me or are these movie posters one and the same?

http://www.sci-fi-london.com/news/da...fly_effect.jpg

Ashton goes back in time and un-exists your movie. Serious.

This man should have the patent on time travel stories:
http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/JwellsH.jpg
(H.G. Wells)

edit - too late

Also, maybe I'm just lame, but could someone explain eraser < lighter < truck to me?

Here we go:

This crappy movie ruined the memory of H.G Wells:

http://www.tracksounds.com/images/mi...achine_big.jpg

books are better than movies anyday
http://www.capnmax.com/BOOKS/TheTimeMachine.JPG

http://www.wfmu.org/Playlists/Scott/broken%20clock.jpg

Can't travel far with a broken clock.

Who need a time machine when you've got Scott Bacula?
http://www.quantumleap-alsplace.com/...t/Leaping1.JPG

Asta!!