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3leggedfrog · 05-28-2003, 12:53 AM

If you were a God what would you DO?

If I was a God i would make an 11th Commandment thou shall not use the color yellow on a car. It offends mine eye.

BoCo · 05-28-2003, 06:23 AM

I would do exactly what He's doing because it's all perfect.

Bobnik · 05-28-2003, 08:02 AM

If I was god all hereditary and congenital diseases would be a thing of the past.

Why not get them all? The immunologists still need something to do.

bender · 05-28-2003, 09:02 AM

I would make the world a better place.
And the smallest boobs out there would be " C "

ganon · 05-28-2003, 09:24 AM

i'd have a big suggestion box, but i'd put it at the bottom of the ocean or on top of everest. If you want to make a suggestion, you better earn the right.

3leggedfrog · 05-28-2003, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by ganon
i'd have a big suggestion box, but i'd put it at the bottom of the ocean or on top of everest. If you want to make a suggestion, you better earn the right.

lol I love that one. but what about the people who are bed ridden and can't move?

if i was god i would declare mondays another day of rest and fridays a day of celerbration!!!!! Carnival here we come.

Minx · 05-28-2003, 12:30 PM

I'm a softie....I'd end world hunger, violence, pain, strife, crime....basically create a new utopia!

3leggedfrog · 05-28-2003, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Minx
I'm a softie....I'd end world hunger, violence, pain, strife, crime....basically create a new utopia!

End world hunger....end crime... war... but what then would all the celebrities do with their free time? where is the utopia in that!

Come now you are the all powerful being you can do better than that. Try something hard like ending all sopa opreas and reality shows, or end reruns of MASH. oh and please kill Heraldo Revera. At least that way you have a chance at ending all that is evil.

ok i guess you could end world hunger and bring peace to world. *sigh* The celebries will just have to find new ways to annoy us and we will just have to live with the fact that the antichrist is didn't die in Iraq like we hope he would.

G_Whiz · 05-28-2003, 01:05 PM

I'd do the following:

1) make myself better-looking
2) give every woman the option to look like her image of attractiveness for one week and the ability to achieve it if she likes it.
3) make chocolate non-fatting

Other than that, I'm a hands-off god with a streak of vengefulness.

sadistikdreams · 05-28-2003, 01:20 PM

id kill everyone in this world. except for Bush... OR, i could just kill Bush... I dont like everyone else.

3leggedfrog · 05-28-2003, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by sadistikdreams
id kill everyone in this world. except for Bush... OR, i could just kill Bush... I dont like everyone else.

hmmmm its says the GOD game not the Devils game. although I think that i could have fun with that too *wicked grin with a Dr evil laugh*.

well i if you really want to be a evil god...why don't you make masterbation illeagal. *runs for the nears exit crying The End Is Near*

Meridae'n · 05-28-2003, 04:39 PM

If i was God i'd bring back The Goodies. Good show that one...

l_o_c · 05-28-2003, 06:46 PM

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I would do exactly what He's doing because it's all perfect.

Seriously? You are much more chipper than I, I guess. Seems like the whole hunger, violence, famine, rape, war, boredom, depression, repression, child molestation, painful rejection, etc. wouldn't fall into perfect.

Somenosuke · 05-28-2003, 06:57 PM

First thing, I'd make men multi-orgasmic and get rid of that stupid refractory period thing.

Second, being that I would be God and would know all, anyone who is predetermined to be insanely freaking dumb would be rendered sterile. I don't mean like IQ of 100 type stuff, I mean Darwin Awards dumb. Anyone who is out of their rabid-ass mind would suffer the same consequences.

I'd probably pop up in people's bedrooms in the middle of the night to see how they're doing, and remind them that I'm watching them, but not to change anything on my account (unless it's illegal) cuz it's a damn good show. Heh

I'd probably make sure I got rid of a lot of this sad crap going on all over the place.. you know.. the stuff l_o_c mentioned in his post.

MacGnG · 05-28-2003, 08:09 PM

um. i'd play for a little while, then i'd fix stuff. i'm sure it would be interesting.

3leggedfrog · 05-28-2003, 11:27 PM

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Originally posted by Melun Jinn
If God is all things, then would he not be Satan as well?

On to my day as God...

I would upset the balance of nature in ways that would disturb many... I would smite people. Yeah I really like the idea of smiting people.

hmmm about upseting the balance thing, never been to hollywood have you?

*drools over smiting*

ganon · 05-29-2003, 02:00 PM

if i were God i would let the bed ridden and such email me their suggestions. I would create a computer and operating system that never crashes, and needs no upgrades. I would make parents take fitness tests before they could reproduce. i would make junk food healthy, and make vegans and vegitarians live on an island all by themselves with nothing but livestock and one kind of plant. everyone would own a boat, and it would be impossible to drown. no one would have to commute more than 10 miles to work, and starbucks would have to sell all of their coffee for a buck a cup, and i mean a 20 ounce cup, baby!

3leggedfrog · 05-29-2003, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by ganon
I would create a computer and operating system that never crashes, and needs no upgrades.... and make vegans and vegitarians live on an island all by themselves with nothing but livestock and one kind of plant....and starbucks would have to sell all of their coffee for a buck a cup, and i mean a 20 ounce cup, baby!

Ok thats asking a bit much even for the all powerful god. i mean what are you going to do make evey one own a mac computer. lol

a suggestion about the one plant, how about Peyote. that would make living on that island... intresting. it would also explain PETA!

about starbucks... how about just destroying it.

*SMITES STARBUCKS* hee hee hee my first smiting

WhoaitsZ · 05-29-2003, 02:51 PM

if i were god..... i'd say, more power to flesh if it is willing,

i'd make major diseases a little easier. you do not want a flawless physical life unless you desire no sense of work or pain.

i'd make a law where if you are A Really Ugly Person you are only viewed by people who don't mind A Really Ugly Person

oh

all disabled people, free stripper nurses. we deserve it, damnit.

NetterButter · 05-29-2003, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by Somenosuke
First thing, I'd make men multi-orgasmic and get rid of that stupid refractory period thing.

Second, being that I would be God and would know all, anyone who is predetermined to be insanely freaking dumb would be rendered sterile. I don't mean like IQ of 100 type stuff, I mean Darwin Awards dumb. Anyone who is out of their rabid-ass mind would suffer the same consequences.

I'd probably pop up in people's bedrooms in the middle of the night to see how they're doing, and remind them that I'm watching them, but not to change anything on my account (unless it's illegal) cuz it's a damn good show. Heh

I'd probably make sure I got rid of a lot of this sad crap going on all over the place.. you know.. the stuff l_o_c mentioned in his post.

damn, you're a cool god. i'd worship ya.

as for me, if i were the G-O-double D

, i would put an end to mean people, you know who you are, the ones that make comments like you're better than me. assholes.

oh, and i would be able to make things "grow" the way i wanna.

Microphonic · 05-29-2003, 08:57 PM

I would do anything and everthing in every possible combination until I found what I was looking for. I have eternity, I will find it...

Simulacrums1234 · 05-30-2003, 12:29 AM

If I was god I would ensure that truly stupid, ignorant and others who waste oxygen would not be able to breed.

Lebell · 05-30-2003, 12:44 AM

I would have a 30 day orgasm once a year....

And then I would have all the children of the world join hands and sing in peace and harmony...

Snoogans · 05-30-2003, 03:18 AM

I'd make myself a solid-gold Harley-Davidson with machineguns in the front, and just ride around the world 'til the end of time.

bender · 05-30-2003, 12:30 PM

Melon Jinn...thanks I've got tears in my eyes aftre reading that post.

THE MAC GOD · 05-31-2003, 09:43 PM

I would rid the world of philosophy... mostly because there is no emotion in it...

THE MAC GOD · 05-31-2003, 09:50 PM

3leggedfrog-if you were god, you may want to invest in a spell check program

Heraldo Revera is no one we know of... unless you may be talking about Geraldo Rivera... And yes, i'll kill him for you...

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Originally posted by 3leggedfrog
End world hunger....end crime... war... but what then would all the celebrities do with their free time? where is the utopia in that!

Come now you are the all powerful being you can do better than that. Try something hard like ending all sopa opreas and reality shows, or end reruns of MASH. oh and please kill Heraldo Revera. At least that way you have a chance at ending all that is evil.

ok i guess you could end world hunger and bring peace to world. *sigh* The celebries will just have to find new ways to annoy us and we will just have to live with the fact that the antichrist is didn't die in Iraq like we hope he would.

Thraeryn · 05-31-2003, 10:05 PM

Heh. You want all my thoughts, or just enough to be disturbing?

I'd go back to feudal Japan and appear constantly as their god. I'd take a break for a few hundred years and then, right around the time of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, I'd show up and inform the US that they couldn't drop the bomb there (while transporting their planes to someplace odd like Berlin). I'd tell the Japanese to surrender anyway and buddy up to the ol' US so that they could leech their culture and technology like it is today. After that, again with the constant showing up and "blessing" multitudes of my favored people.

I'd appear in three different avatars: one a beautiful, manly man who spoke Latin; one a beautiful, womanly woman who spoke Japanese; one a corpse burning in green flame who spoke German. Of course, people would mentally hear me in their own language while also hearing the three of me make my pronouncements.

I'd abolish arachnids in any form, and anything that masqueraded as one.

I'm sure there's more, but I can't remember right now.

Ashton · 05-31-2003, 11:51 PM

I'd sit around zapping all the televangelist's with lightning...... and turn water into Martini's

madsenj37 · 05-31-2003, 11:51 PM

I would go around telling different people conflicting things. Then they would fight over me and kill each other in my name. Oh wait ....

I guess since that seems to be done already, I would make sure no woman has hair any place other than her head. And women would go mute if you touched their nose.

Secondshooter · 06-01-2003, 01:33 AM

first, i would make all candy bars king size, cause i hate it when a candy bar ends.

then i'd make lead in pencils 1000 times stronger, cause nothing pisses me off more than when it breaks

after that i'd probably make beer cheaper.

Fly · 06-01-2003, 05:46 AM

all the water runnin' though the rockies would be beer....

all the trees would be pot......

everyone would be happy and nice to each other.....

vermin · 06-01-2003, 06:27 AM

I'd change all guns to flamethrowers, just cuz they're cool.

I'd give all child molesters genital leprosy.

I'd make ball sweat and semen taste like chocolate.

I'd make tobacco smoke smell like baking bread.

Douches would be flavored, not scented (the ads would be hilarious).

All cars would be flying cars (thin the herd a little).

3leggedfrog · 06-01-2003, 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by THE MAC GOD
I would rid the world of philosophy... mostly because there is no emotion in it...

Just like there is no emotion in art Mac God. Wait... I must be God subconsciously because its true!!!!!!

*wispers to everyone else* Mac God is an artist who just won a couple of awards for his art, painting and graphics art.

And spelling. well if i was god ...which i am... i would say spelling is open to interpretation.

05-28-2003, 12:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	If i was a GOD game If you were a God what would you DO? If I was a God i would make an 11th Commandment thou shall not use the color yellow on a car. It offends mine eye. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

05-28-2003, 06:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	I would do exactly what He's doing because it's all perfect. __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

05-28-2003, 08:02 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bobnik Upright Location: On board the GSV Transitive Morality	If I was god all hereditary and congenital diseases would be a thing of the past. Why not get them all? The immunologists still need something to do. __________________ The gods are not fickle. But they have been known to change their minds. I am the Mad Scientist who runs the clone vats that produce Qpid's Liberation Army. We will take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

05-28-2003, 09:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
ganon Insane Location: in my head	i'd have a big suggestion box, but i'd put it at the bottom of the ocean or on top of everest. If you want to make a suggestion, you better earn the right. __________________ "My give up, my give up." - Jar Jar Binks

05-28-2003, 12:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	I'm a softie....I'd end world hunger, violence, pain, strife, crime....basically create a new utopia! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-28-2003, 09:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	I would make the world a better place. And the smallest boobs out there would be " C "

05-28-2003, 01:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	I'd do the following: 1) make myself better-looking 2) give every woman the option to look like her image of attractiveness for one week and the ability to achieve it if she likes it. 3) make chocolate non-fatting Other than that, I'm a hands-off god with a streak of vengefulness. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

05-28-2003, 01:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	id kill everyone in this world. except for Bush... OR, i could just kill Bush... I dont like everyone else. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

05-28-2003, 04:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	If i was God i'd bring back The Goodies. Good show that one... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-28-2003, 06:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	First thing, I'd make men multi-orgasmic and get rid of that stupid refractory period thing. Second, being that I would be God and would know all, anyone who is predetermined to be insanely freaking dumb would be rendered sterile. I don't mean like IQ of 100 type stuff, I mean Darwin Awards dumb. Anyone who is out of their rabid-ass mind would suffer the same consequences. I'd probably pop up in people's bedrooms in the middle of the night to see how they're doing, and remind them that I'm watching them, but not to change anything on my account (unless it's illegal) cuz it's a damn good show. Heh I'd probably make sure I got rid of a lot of this sad crap going on all over the place.. you know.. the stuff l_o_c mentioned in his post. __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

05-28-2003, 08:09 PM	#15 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	um. i'd play for a little while, then i'd fix stuff. i'm sure it would be interesting.

05-29-2003, 02:00 PM	#17 (permalink)
ganon Insane Location: in my head	if i were God i would let the bed ridden and such email me their suggestions. I would create a computer and operating system that never crashes, and needs no upgrades. I would make parents take fitness tests before they could reproduce. i would make junk food healthy, and make vegans and vegitarians live on an island all by themselves with nothing but livestock and one kind of plant. everyone would own a boat, and it would be impossible to drown. no one would have to commute more than 10 miles to work, and starbucks would have to sell all of their coffee for a buck a cup, and i mean a 20 ounce cup, baby! __________________ "My give up, my give up." - Jar Jar Binks

05-29-2003, 02:51 PM	#19 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	if i were god..... i'd say, more power to flesh if it is willing, i'd make major diseases a little easier. you do not want a flawless physical life unless you desire no sense of work or pain. i'd make a law where if you are A Really Ugly Person you are only viewed by people who don't mind A Really Ugly Person oh all disabled people, free stripper nurses. we deserve it, damnit.

05-29-2003, 08:57 PM	#21 (permalink)
Microphonic Upright	I would do anything and everthing in every possible combination until I found what I was looking for. I have eternity, I will find it... Last edited by Microphonic; 05-29-2003 at 08:59 PM..

05-30-2003, 12:29 AM	#22 (permalink)
Simulacrums1234 Crazy	If I was god I would ensure that truly stupid, ignorant and others who waste oxygen would not be able to breed.

05-30-2003, 12:44 AM	#23 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	I would have a 30 day orgasm once a year.... And then I would have all the children of the world join hands and sing in peace and harmony... __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

05-30-2003, 03:18 AM	#24 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	I'd make myself a solid-gold Harley-Davidson with machineguns in the front, and just ride around the world 'til the end of time. __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

05-30-2003, 12:30 PM	#25 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Melon Jinn...thanks I've got tears in my eyes aftre reading that post.

05-31-2003, 09:43 PM	#26 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	I would rid the world of philosophy... mostly because there is no emotion in it... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

05-31-2003, 10:05 PM	#28 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	Heh. You want all my thoughts, or just enough to be disturbing? I'd go back to feudal Japan and appear constantly as their god. I'd take a break for a few hundred years and then, right around the time of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, I'd show up and inform the US that they couldn't drop the bomb there (while transporting their planes to someplace odd like Berlin). I'd tell the Japanese to surrender anyway and buddy up to the ol' US so that they could leech their culture and technology like it is today. After that, again with the constant showing up and "blessing" multitudes of my favored people. I'd appear in three different avatars: one a beautiful, manly man who spoke Latin; one a beautiful, womanly woman who spoke Japanese; one a corpse burning in green flame who spoke German. Of course, people would mentally hear me in their own language while also hearing the three of me make my pronouncements. I'd abolish arachnids in any form, and anything that masqueraded as one. I'm sure there's more, but I can't remember right now. Last edited by Thraeryn; 05-31-2003 at 10:07 PM..

05-31-2003, 11:51 PM	#29 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	I'd sit around zapping all the televangelist's with lightning...... and turn water into Martini's

05-31-2003, 11:51 PM	#30 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	I would go around telling different people conflicting things. Then they would fight over me and kill each other in my name. Oh wait .... I guess since that seems to be done already, I would make sure no woman has hair any place other than her head. And women would go mute if you touched their nose. __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein Last edited by madsenj37; 05-31-2003 at 11:56 PM..

06-01-2003, 01:33 AM	#31 (permalink)
Secondshooter Upright Location: Vancouver, BC	first, i would make all candy bars king size, cause i hate it when a candy bar ends. then i'd make lead in pencils 1000 times stronger, cause nothing pisses me off more than when it breaks after that i'd probably make beer cheaper.

06-01-2003, 05:46 AM	#32 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	all the water runnin' though the rockies would be beer.... all the trees would be pot...... everyone would be happy and nice to each other..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-01-2003, 06:27 AM	#33 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	I'd change all guns to flamethrowers, just cuz they're cool. I'd give all child molesters genital leprosy. I'd make ball sweat and semen taste like chocolate. I'd make tobacco smoke smell like baking bread. Douches would be flavored, not scented (the ads would be hilarious). All cars would be flying cars (thin the herd a little). __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.