Ballzor

Ok, this is just being carried over from another thread, but I thought it was a good enough topic to start it new.

Friend of mine got blazed and wanted some chicken soup. But you see when your high you cant just cut the plastic wrapping and get the individual can out, oh no. It takes a keen eye and a truly gifted individual like my friend to use a lighter to burn throught the plastic, ignite a basket of clothes and burn through a pantry.

My experiences are a little more tame
- Fall through a 2nd story window.
- Lock myself in a closet
- Break into a hotel room
- Go through fast food window backwards (by accident, but just had to go with it)

Anyone else order like 6 times as much food at restaurants while your blazed?

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Sticky

Who says it is OK to smoke and drive?

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kutulu

too many to list

Do mushrooms count also? The first time my friends and I took shrooms we found this huge jar of pennies in the girl's apt we were shrooming in. Well, she lived on the second floor and overlooked the pool. I think you know where this is going...

Willravel

I got off the couch once. It was crazy.

kramus

Well, just between us folks, when I was young I testified in a criminal court on behalf of my room mate (the idiot) with about 3 bowls of calm-me-down inside the old lungs. My silver tongue and quiet yet focused demeanor got the guy off (according to the idiot's lawyer).

Further details about this particular episode are verboten.

The idiot.

btw if I tried 3 bowls nowadays I'd probably heave and then pass out. Ah, youth.

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feelgood

1. Last Tuesday, while me and my friend Adam were starting to get high on couple hoots and then I panicked and told him to jump out of the car, so we jumped out and while we're standing outside of the car, there was billions of mosquito biting the shit outta us and we had no clue as to why we were standing outside of the car.

2. Same friend, long time ago, we were getting high on the way to the movie theater to meet my brother and his girlfriend and her friends. Once we got there, we parked the car in a parking garage. Watched Spiderman 2 (I was passed out the whole time) and when the movie was over, we went out to the parking garage and got to the spot where we supposely parked. Only problem was that the car wasn't there. We looked all over the place thinking that we were stoned and might've parked somewhere else on the level. But, it turns out that we were still kinda high and the car was on another level. Doh!

3. Ran through the neighbour's field naked

4. Once tried ordering "Big wack and a large quickie" at Mcdonalds

5. Had a fight with myself in the mirror

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barenakedladies

i tried to deep fry my hand.

i put it in batter and stuck it in a fry daddy

3rd degree burns up to my elbows.

Fly

i'll take the fifth on this one...........

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optik_nerve

That made me laugh and it sounds about right. Never done anything out of the ordinary but than again I've done it maybe 3 times...

I did go through a brand new bag of chex mix in one sitting.

mingusfingers

Who says it's OK to smoke?

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feelgood

Who said it wasn't?

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gh0ti

anyone else reading this thread high?

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LuciferJones

while crossing the street at night after a movie, my friend freaks out and starts humping someone's 3000GT, guys sees this and reverses into him, friend falls, and hoots and hollers like an animal and moons the guy in the middle of traffic, we had to haul ass like 9 long ass blocks before we thought it was safe.

doodlebird

someone capable of an act like this MUST have a laundry list of Brilliant Ideas. come on now, let's hear 'em.

as for me...
i recently screen printed a smiling-hippo-playing-the-piano-and-singing-into-a-microphone on my chest. it looked pretty cool until i showered.

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Ballzor

I think I've only ever seen one anti-drug ad that showed the dangers of smoking and driving (little girl on a bike?). And I promise you, you needn't worry, whenever I toke and drive I always make sure that girl isn't infront of me when I go through fastfood restaurants.

Anyways, my friends reminded me of a few

- 2 friends are driving around town at about 3 AM, they see this maniquin figure infront of a store and neither can decide if its a real person or not. So they pull up next to it, stop the car and my friend sticks his head out the window and shouts "ARE YOU REAL!" He throws a bag of chips at it, satisfied of its plasticity, and they drive off.

- Friend once spent about 20 minutes at a Wendies drive-thru trying to get his order out. Everytime though it would just come out as jibberish, he got scared and drove off. Came back a 2nd time with a friend who could properly order for him. (wendies guy flicked him off)

- Once caught a latenight McDonalds employee smoking a bowl behind the restaurant. He thought he was fucked till we showed him the bong at our feet.

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<Krost> ^^
<Krost> I'm American so excuse my president.

Mephisto2

I ate flowers and had sex with an ugly chick.

This is a very distilled summary of a rather unusual night.

Mr Mephisto

Fly

*raises arm and...........ummm........err........."hey,have you ever really gotten into your hand man"*

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Ishmal

thats my plan for tonight!!!

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feelgood

Who hasn't? A friend of mine humped a fugly fat chick and the next day, he was bragging all about how he did a hottie until I showed him a photo of who he really did

man, was he pissed

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paddyjoe

I imagine you and your hand party alot when you're high.............

Ballzor

woah..

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<Krost> ^^
<Krost> I'm American so excuse my president.

Fly

yup...'ol joe here likes to sling the shit.

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Ishmal

yer man...

pick me...

i'm stoned as fuck...

this is TOTALLY spinning me out!!!

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Ballzor

Thats impressive, really actually. Too much work for me, unless theres food involved its kinda hard to get up.

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<Danao>I am french so excuse my langage..
<Krost> ^^
<Krost> I'm American so excuse my president.

paddyjoe

Ahh yeah....but only at willing targets.

bernadette

joe? O_o
you imagine fly & his party hand a lot?

i guess that's alright... different strokes for different folks....

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theguyondacouch

I have a broken fire extinguisher in my room. Dont ask why I don't know. Anywho, one day I decided to fill it with air and have some fun. First i put it in the mouthpice of the bong and released some air. A small drible came out of the slide. I then put the nozzle in the slide, figuring it would make a neat bubbling sound. It didn't. Instead it blew bong water all over my room. On the ceiling. On the walls. Everwhere.

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bernadette

oh that sounds like immense fun!

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kramus

Bong juice is totally disgusting. I feel for you couch guy

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krwlz

Too many stories to count... and all of them firmly erased by the following morning from the rest of the bud I smoked that night, lol.

sadistikdreams

i ALMOST started jerking off across the room from my sister.

i was like, looking at something really hot in a magazine, and i started getting a erector (ahaha, JACK), and then I realized my sister was in the room, i flipped the page real quick and crossed my legs. I was sooooo red, i just snapped out of the high and died of relief that my sister didn't notice.

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paddyjoe

one thing ya don't wanna do is get the crazy broad goin..............

Ballzor

not BONG water! , damn man, I feel for you.

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<Danao>I am french so excuse my langage..
<Krost> ^^
<Krost> I'm American so excuse my president.

Pacifier

I hope at least the flowers were tasty?

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theguyondacouch

The best part is we laughed for a good 10 minutes afterwards. I thought I was going to die I was laughing so hard.

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Johnny Pyro

Smashed out all the windows at a local junkyard. I was 15. It makes me think back on what a punk I used to be.

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ElwoodBlues

Posted in TFP's "Fully Monty" thread

Then posted about it here.

Then the thinkin part of my brain goes "oh my god! what are you doing!"

Then my body says "Fuck it"

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Bauer's the man.

Kubz18

Drove to the airport in a hot boxed car then decided to miss my flight to sit at the airport tgi fridays and eat all you can eat ribs

weird huh

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wdevauld

Found a bear in my pocket, and ran and ran and ran.....

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vermin

Threw a steak knife into a wall, the blade stuck in so I won the bet: a cheeseburger.

Asked a girl that I liked why she would want to look like a whore by wearing so much makeup. At the time it seemed to me like I was being helpful.

Cousin and I tried to order a "Big Mac with extra pickles and no bun in the middle".

Shot the glass front door to a K-mart with a BB gun (they were closed).

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