lindalove

"I said PROTAGONIST not PROCTOLOGIST you idiot!!! ..."

Kubz18

"now can you turn your tusks and cough"

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"I have no idea whats going on"

JumpinJesus

"You're right, there ARE peanuts in there."

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

shesus

Wait a minute...this doesn't taste like apple juice!

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Whatever did happen to your soul?
I heard you sold it

Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

bernadette

"AH HA! so there's where you hid my iPod!"

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fhqwhgads

Now they both have junk in their trunk.

bernadette

fhqwhgads WINS!

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Dingo2879

What about here honey, does that feel good?

Fremen

That's not my dipstick!

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Daknjak

Ready! Aim! .........

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On a Mens room ceiling: "Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest."

MikeyChalupa

"Just want to make sure you never forget me..."

-Mikey

Johnny Pyro

"Theres gotta be a better way to smuggle drugs into this circus!"

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"From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell