how many roads must a man walk down? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

slimshaydee · 07-28-2005, 02:53 AM

...before he gives in to his wife's nagging and asks for direction?

Fly · 07-28-2005, 03:31 AM

you bored today slim?

i've been with my woman long enough,that i'm able to hear her nagging,yet,i don't listen to it........

you know what i mean?

Tophat665 · 07-28-2005, 04:51 AM

I figure he'll ask eventually, at least if he heads out on Highway 61.

Charlatan · 07-28-2005, 05:21 AM

I let my wife drive... that way I control the music and can put my feet up.

paddyjoe · 07-28-2005, 07:13 AM

I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING........YA FUCKIN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!

Fremen · 07-28-2005, 08:18 AM

You losers have wives!?! Ahahahaha.......d'oh!

bobillydylan · 07-28-2005, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee

...before he gives in to his wife's nagging and asks for direction?

slimshaydee
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you can call him a man
"The answer my friend is blowing in the wind"

uncle phil · 07-28-2005, 04:55 PM

yes, the answer is blowing in the wind...

bernadette · 07-28-2005, 06:41 PM

if the man's wife has tired & left his lame ass blowing in the wind,
then the man may have to wander lost for eternity if he can't figure out how to ask for directions on his own.
of course he'll still deny that he's lost. forever. he blows in the wind.

Tophat665 · 07-29-2005, 09:36 AM

My lady would only be blowin in the wind if I were to buy a convertible with an automatic transmission and a front bench seat. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.

Redlemon · 07-29-2005, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Stickshifts and safety belts
Bucket seats have all got to go
When we're driving, in the car
It makes my baby seem so far
I need you here with me
Not way over in a bucket seat
I need you to be here with me
Not way over in a bucket seat

- Cake, "Stickshifts and Safety Belts"

uncle phil · 07-29-2005, 01:39 PM

where have all the flowers gone?

bernadette · 07-29-2005, 02:40 PM

*dials 1-800-SEND-FTD*

*sends Uncle Phil some flowers*

StuckinRow · 07-29-2005, 03:21 PM

You are assuming that I am lost.

I have never been lost in my life!

bernadette · 07-29-2005, 03:25 PM

*dials 1-800-TOOLS4U*

*sends Fremen a hammer*

Fremen · 07-29-2005, 03:25 PM

If I had hammer.....

Fremen · 07-29-2005, 03:33 PM

Freaky glitchy-thing happening again.

Tophat665 · 07-30-2005, 04:07 AM

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer Peter Paul and Mary
I'd hammer Woody Guthrie
all over this land
I'd hammer Bob Dylan, and hammer Joan Baez
And I'd hammer a crease in the brainpan of every singer-songwriter
all over this land.

// kidding! Respects Woody Guthrie

uncle phil · 07-30-2005, 06:09 AM

puff this, you magic dragon, you...

Fly · 07-30-2005, 06:15 AM

i got somethin' for you guys to puff.............

Fremen · 07-30-2005, 09:53 AM

Look out guys, fly's taking off the 'hose!!

Charlatan · 07-30-2005, 10:07 AM

get out the magnifing glass!

splck · 07-30-2005, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

get out the magnifing glass!

don't forget the tweezers.

Tophat665 · 07-30-2005, 02:59 PM

Wait a minute. Lemme sterilize 'em. Gimme your lighter.

Fly · 07-30-2005, 03:15 PM

just fucking lovely..............

Charlatan · 07-30-2005, 04:22 PM

Man you guys are sick...

Fly, they seem to want to play with you...

Fremen · 07-30-2005, 10:09 PM

"I got my magnifying glass, dadgummit!" "Now to look for flyman on the tfp!"

Charlatan · 07-31-2005, 05:34 AM

That's perfect....

Fly · 07-31-2005, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

Fly, they seem to want to play with you...

what the hell else is new.........

*freakin' wierdos*

maleficent · 07-31-2005, 07:52 AM

instead of walking down the road - why don't we... ease on down, ease on the road...

Tophat665 · 07-31-2005, 10:57 AM

Hungry Freaks, Daddy!

I hear that Oz never did give nothin' to the tin man that he didn't
didn't already have.

Redlemon · 08-01-2005, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

instead of walking down the road - why don't we... ease on down, ease on the road...

My college marching band had a version of that song. There was a typo in the baritone part, so I had to play "Fase on down the road". Didn't faze me, though.

bernadette · 08-01-2005, 11:17 AM

forget the road...

Let's ease on down Easy Street!

uncle phil · 08-01-2005, 12:35 PM

is that anywhere electric avenue?

bernadette · 08-01-2005, 12:59 PM

fairly close. it's a couple of blocks away.

Fremen · 08-01-2005, 03:59 PM

I'm heading to Sesame Street. I hear there's a hot Latina named Maria living there.

bernadette · 08-01-2005, 09:35 PM

is Maria "big" ?

maleficent · 08-01-2005, 09:49 PM

how do you solve a problem like maria -how do you catch a moonbeam in your hand?

Tophat665 · 08-02-2005, 04:13 AM

Not sure mal, but I do know that...
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin', that's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read...

vermin · 08-10-2005, 11:34 AM

Quote:

how do you solve a problem like maria -how do you catch a moonbeam in your hand?

Tell it to rub the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...someday we will BECOME the moonbeam!

07-28-2005, 02:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	how many roads must a man walk down? ...before he gives in to his wife's nagging and asks for direction?

07-28-2005, 03:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you bored today slim? i've been with my woman long enough,that i'm able to hear her nagging,yet,i don't listen to it........ you know what i mean? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-28-2005, 04:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I figure he'll ask eventually, at least if he heads out on Highway 61. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-28-2005, 05:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I let my wife drive... that way I control the music and can put my feet up. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-28-2005, 08:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	You losers have wives!?! Ahahahaha.......d'oh! __________________ Google

07-28-2005, 07:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING........YA FUCKIN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!

07-28-2005, 04:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	yes, the answer is blowing in the wind... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-28-2005, 06:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	if the man's wife has tired & left his lame ass blowing in the wind, then the man may have to wander lost for eternity if he can't figure out how to ask for directions on his own. of course he'll still deny that he's lost. forever. he blows in the wind. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-29-2005, 09:36 AM	#10 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	My lady would only be blowin in the wind if I were to buy a convertible with an automatic transmission and a front bench seat. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-29-2005, 01:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	where have all the flowers gone? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-29-2005, 02:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	dials 1-800-SEND-FTD sends Uncle Phil some flowers __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-29-2005, 03:21 PM	#14 (permalink)
StuckinRow Upright	You are assuming that I am lost. I have never been lost in my life!

07-29-2005, 03:25 PM	#15 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	dials 1-800-TOOLS4U sends Fremen a hammer __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-29-2005, 03:25 PM	#16 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	If I had hammer..... __________________ Google

07-29-2005, 03:33 PM	#17 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Freaky glitchy-thing happening again. __________________ Google

07-30-2005, 04:07 AM	#18 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	If I had a hammer I'd hammer Peter Paul and Mary I'd hammer Woody Guthrie all over this land I'd hammer Bob Dylan, and hammer Joan Baez And I'd hammer a crease in the brainpan of every singer-songwriter all over this land. // kidding! Respects Woody Guthrie __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-30-2005, 06:09 AM	#19 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	puff this, you magic dragon, you... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-30-2005, 06:15 AM	#20 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i got somethin' for you guys to puff............. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-30-2005, 09:53 AM	#21 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Look out guys, fly's taking off the 'hose!! __________________ Google

07-30-2005, 10:07 AM	#22 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	get out the magnifing glass! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-30-2005, 02:59 PM	#24 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Wait a minute. Lemme sterilize 'em. Gimme your lighter. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-30-2005, 03:15 PM	#25 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	just fucking lovely.............. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-30-2005, 04:22 PM	#26 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Man you guys are sick... Fly, they seem to want to play with you... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-30-2005, 10:09 PM	#27 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	"I got my magnifying glass, dadgummit!" "Now to look for flyman on the tfp!" __________________ Google

07-31-2005, 05:34 AM	#28 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	That's perfect.... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-31-2005, 07:52 AM	#30 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	instead of walking down the road - why don't we... ease on down, ease on the road... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

07-31-2005, 10:57 AM	#31 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Hungry Freaks, Daddy! I hear that Oz never did give nothin' to the tin man that he didn't didn't already have. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-01-2005, 11:17 AM	#33 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	forget the road... Let's ease on down Easy Street! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-01-2005, 12:35 PM	#34 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	is that anywhere electric avenue? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-01-2005, 12:59 PM	#35 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	fairly close. it's a couple of blocks away. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-01-2005, 03:59 PM	#36 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I'm heading to Sesame Street. I hear there's a hot Latina named Maria living there. __________________ Google

08-01-2005, 09:35 PM	#37 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	is Maria "big" ? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-01-2005, 09:49 PM	#38 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	how do you solve a problem like maria -how do you catch a moonbeam in your hand? __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

08-02-2005, 04:13 AM	#39 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Not sure mal, but I do know that... The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin', that's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read... __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.