I think Jesus would punch someone in the face, out of love of course
 

Jesus was all about love, so what if the only thing that would help someone was a punch in the face, I think Jesus would do it.

uh.....ummm....uh......yeah, what he said^^^^^

Dittos to that :thumbsup:

Smackdown Jesus!

Well, sure. I mean, he whipped the moneychangers out of the temple, so it makes sense...

Whatever dude... :crazy:

The important question is....

Would jesus buttfuck for love?

I think if it was an expression of his father'slove, then yes, yes he would.

looks like a nonsense thread....smells like one too.

Pretty sick man....pretty sick....

Man, I'm not gonna touch this thread!

all he needed was a doobie and he wouldn't have even had the urge to punch someone man.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../jesus_bud.jpg


jesus loves you..........

Gotta love buddy jesus

he would smoke it up...with love

see the problem with jesus is that he is the son of god (and indeed one and the same person as) and as douglas adams well informed me "god is the kind of guy who would leave a hat on the pavment with a brick inside knowing you were gonna kick it" (sorry if i misquoted im at work and this is a nonsense thread). therefore jesus wouldnt hit you out of love he would love you till you got mad enough to hit him and owuld then damn your eternal soul for it

No... GOD would hit you until you hit him back...

Jesus would love you until you just plain want to hit him... then he'd turn the other cheek so you could hit him again...

if he says so

if he say so

if he say so

(thats' our story and we're sticking to it)

..............so.........

^^
he said it.

so there.

i believe it...

hey bundy's back in town!!

anyway, Jesus isn't about the punch. Jesus juice is wine. duh.

I am confused. If you punch Jesus, does he whine?

Jesus donkeypunches when he's had too much wine.

so i guess that settles it?

yep, settled.

jesus juice is all about the wine, and when he's too much wine he starts to whine and when he starts to whine he gets it from the ass, er, sorry donkey, who loves the wine, but hates those who whine.

oops, sorry. I said donkeypunch, but what i really meant was cockpunch. My apologies. Jesus died so that we may not be stoned for relatively inconsequential mistakes such as this.

ahahahhahaha........good one bern.......... :thumbsup:








bundy you bastard............how the hell you been man?


talk to me baby.