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~springrain · 06-01-2003, 03:18 PM

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still,
When suddenly a tiny bird,
Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles,
Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers,
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head.

(I'm not a morning person)

Minx · 06-01-2003, 03:36 PM

lmao...and here I was expecting one of those soft, mushy endings!
Good one!

richeee · 06-01-2003, 03:40 PM

*richeee calmly adds ~springrain to the list of those to be cautious of*
You truly are warped!

I like that!!

G_Whiz · 06-01-2003, 04:09 PM

There is many a day that I can agree with that sentiment. After all, there are 3 cockatiels in my house.

And they don't know when to shut up.

Fly · 06-01-2003, 05:04 PM

damn birds eh.

bastards are buildin' a nest in my soffits.

shittin' on my front porch,twigs everywhere and noisy as all hell.

my daughter won't let me "dispose" of them so.....new chirpers soon i guess.

*fuckin' birds*

gonadman · 06-01-2003, 06:44 PM

Ha ha- didn't take much to degrade this into a bird hating thread!

BTW did I mention the damn Canadian Snow Geese that have taken up residence on my driveway? Wouldn't mind if they didn't crap big white cigars all over the place....

w4r gam3z · 06-02-2003, 10:40 AM

i got a jodie we used to sing in rotc

a little bird
with a little bill
landed on my window sill
i lured him in with a piece of bread
and then i squashed his little head

a bigger bird
with a bigger bill
landed on my window sill
i lured him in with a piece of bread
and then i squashed his little head

the biggest bird
with the biggest bill
landed on my window sill
i lured him in with a piece of bread
and then i squashed his little head

the moral of
the story is
you cant get head
if you dont give bread =)

06-01-2003, 03:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
~springrain Banned Location: central USA	for all you bird lovers... I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still, When suddenly a tiny bird, Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles, Began to slip away. He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun, It seemed his very trilling, Brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers, Crept slowly out of bed, Then gently shut the window And crushed his fucking head. (I'm not a morning person)

06-01-2003, 03:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	lmao...and here I was expecting one of those soft, mushy endings! Good one! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

06-01-2003, 03:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	richeee calmly adds ~springrain to the list of those to be cautious of You truly are warped! I like that!! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

06-01-2003, 04:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	There is many a day that I can agree with that sentiment. After all, there are 3 cockatiels in my house. And they don't know when to shut up. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

06-01-2003, 05:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	damn birds eh. bastards are buildin' a nest in my soffits. shittin' on my front porch,twigs everywhere and noisy as all hell. my daughter won't let me "dispose" of them so.....new chirpers soon i guess. fuckin' birds __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-01-2003, 06:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
gonadman Psycho Location: Philly	Ha ha- didn't take much to degrade this into a bird hating thread! BTW did I mention the damn Canadian Snow Geese that have taken up residence on my driveway? Wouldn't mind if they didn't crap big white cigars all over the place.... __________________ For me there is only the traveling on paths that have heart, on any path that may have heart. There I travel, and the only worthwhile challenge is to traverse its full length. And there I travel, looking, looking, ...breathlessly. -Carlos Castaneda

06-02-2003, 10:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
w4r gam3z Banned	i got a jodie we used to sing in rotc a little bird with a little bill landed on my window sill i lured him in with a piece of bread and then i squashed his little head a bigger bird with a bigger bill landed on my window sill i lured him in with a piece of bread and then i squashed his little head the biggest bird with the biggest bill landed on my window sill i lured him in with a piece of bread and then i squashed his little head the moral of the story is you cant get head if you dont give bread =)