*
 

....*screams*

you chicken shit you.........

/me jumps....

*headbangs*

you scared the clothes right off my body!!!

*touches self*

/stares at Nancy's * ... nice

Anyone seen my shirt?

...*blushes and pulls her pants back up*

Wait! Was that a dump??

Fremen... stop looking at your room... you should have been looking at Nancy's screaming *

we're not worthy...we're not worthy...

*wishes Nancy would scream and get naked again...*
*seems to have missed it the first time.*

*pulls down pants and shakes that thing*

it's all about the ass...........

*nods in an approvingly manner*

*shakes his laffy taffy*

*takes pictures of JJ's Taffy and doesn't Laffy*

*wonders what a taffy and a laffy is*

*hires Nancy 'cause shes Daffy*

*wonders whether she should take that as a compliment or not*

*wanders in for a peak, because Nancy is hot*

(plus I have no idea what was meant by the solitary *)

*realizes that perhaps the purpose of this thread would've been more obvious had she put two *s in the title instead*

*slaps my hand to my forehead in realization*

*puts together a box of laffy taffy, chick-a-stix, grits, bosco, ovaltine, sanka, vernors, and rice-a-roni so Nancy can turly understand American cuisine*

*doesn't know any of the above cuisine*

*shakes head, now feeling sad that Nancy has never known the absolute bliss that is a mouthful of Rice-A-Roni*

Wow, everyone's screaming and I haven't even posted yet.. Wonder what all the fuss is about!

*pauses briefly to ruminate over the thread then shrugs and heads off to the fridge for a beer. Noticing how full the fridge is of delightful amber elixir, everyone is quickly furnished with said beverage and we set to wait*

*Informs everyone that shaking one's laffy taffy can also be understood to mean the same thing as when the Beastie Boys sang, "Shake your rump-ah."*

*has lived this beforehand

*after indulging on previous said beverages,slowly starting to understand thread*


*and also realizes.............it still is,.......all about the ass.*

:thumbsup:

*shakes my ass in the air like I just don't care, and all of civilization proceeds to collapse*

*Came in to have a look, saw the Boogie man avatar, being such a kid, got scared and ran away*

*thanks jumpinjesus for clearing that up*

*asks The King if he's willing to give away his shirt*

*gets ready to make some pølsehorn*

*needs to ruminate*

More cowbell!