*
 

....*screams*

you chicken shit you.........

/me jumps....

*headbangs*

you scared the clothes right off my body!!!

*touches self*

/stares at Nancy's * ... nice

Anyone seen my shirt?

...*blushes and pulls her pants back up*

Wait! Was that a dump??

Fremen... stop looking at your room... you should have been looking at Nancy's screaming *

we're not worthy...we're not worthy...

*wishes Nancy would scream and get naked again...*
*seems to have missed it the first time.*

*pulls down pants and shakes that thing*

it's all about the ass...........

*nods in an approvingly manner*

*shakes his laffy taffy*

*takes pictures of JJ's Taffy and doesn't Laffy*

*wonders what a taffy and a laffy is*

*hires Nancy 'cause shes Daffy*

*wonders whether she should take that as a compliment or not*

*wanders in for a peak, because Nancy is hot*

(plus I have no idea what was meant by the solitary *)

*realizes that perhaps the purpose of this thread would've been more obvious had she put two *s in the title instead*

*slaps my hand to my forehead in realization*

*puts together a box of laffy taffy, chick-a-stix, grits, bosco, ovaltine, sanka, vernors, and rice-a-roni so Nancy can turly understand American cuisine*

*doesn't know any of the above cuisine*

*shakes head, now feeling sad that Nancy has never known the absolute bliss that is a mouthful of Rice-A-Roni*

Wow, everyone's screaming and I haven't even posted yet.. Wonder what all the fuss is about!

*pauses briefly to ruminate over the thread then shrugs and heads off to the fridge for a beer. Noticing how full the fridge is of delightful amber elixir, everyone is quickly furnished with said beverage and we set to wait*

*Informs everyone that shaking one's laffy taffy can also be understood to mean the same thing as when the Beastie Boys sang, "Shake your rump-ah."*

*has lived this beforehand

*after indulging on previous said beverages,slowly starting to understand thread*


*and also realizes.............it still is,.......all about the ass.*

:thumbsup:

*shakes my ass in the air like I just don't care, and all of civilization proceeds to collapse*

*Came in to have a look, saw the Boogie man avatar, being such a kid, got scared and ran away*

*thanks jumpinjesus for clearing that up*

*asks The King if he's willing to give away his shirt*

*gets ready to make some pølsehorn*

*needs to ruminate*

More cowbell!

*will never eat laffy taffy again*

Damn right :thumbsup:

* Shakes head and wonders whether there ought to be a "Tilted A-Bit-Of-Sense forum"

*scratches his laffy taffy* *gets hand sticky* :eek:

*is pretty grossed out from fremen's last comment*

*slowly wanders through thread while glancing from time to time at his broken wristwatch - sighing heavily from the knowledge that this thread will probably extend for many pages into an unguessable future*

* Sculpts a laffy taffy replica of Nancy's ass
* Has upset tummy, as said replica looked good enough to eat
* Further prolongs perhaps the most pointless thread ever witnessed

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n/allabout.jpg




*spanks that ass*

*and i might add,............you fuckers owe me now*

*wonders why her ass keeps popping up in Nonsense*

*notes that it's a beautiful ass and tells Nancy so*

*stops by and looks around lost, then thinks to self, "Where's my beer?"

Not like its a bad thing;)

*hands Nancy his shirt*


Now I'm cold and my nipples are hard.

Well given the choice between yours and flyman's... I think I know whose ass I prefer to see...



though yours is cute too, Nancy... ) :lol:

Hahahaha! :D :lol:

*pinches the King's nipples just for the hell of it*

*tugs at Fly's tee and points out that she's not the only one who's a big fan of fly's ass and that he therefore should post it very soon*

*scratches head* :confused:

I think he likes your ass :hmm:

/me scratches his ass... :D

hi.

is my ass cute, too or what?
it's almost as hairy as fly's! ;)

<img src="http://www.asiancollage.com/Europe/Aran%20Islands/images/inismeain%20donkey%20portrait.jpg">

*shift 8* *shift 8*

[sarcasm]*thanks bern from the deepest regions of his heart*[sarcasm]







:D

I'm loving me some of Bernies hairy ass... Can I feed it?

sure. i think the ass likes carrots or alfalfa.

just be sure NOT to feed flyman's ass...
well... unless you're into that sort of thing... eep! :crazy:

An elephant is walking through the jungle when he comes across a naked man standing in a clearing. The elephant slowly looks the man up and down and says, "How the hell do ya feed yourself with that?"

*sets self on fire*

*ineffectually claws at the windows of this thread and screams as I am burned alive by the superheated temperatures within whilst horrified onlookers helplessly watch*

*wishes everyone a good day*

*wishes he was in the same zone as GH*

*wonders why he's not,with all the pot that he's indulged in*

'ckin' rocks?

*boinggggg*

*waits impatiently to start celebrating J-day at 20:59 PM*

:eek:


What is this J-Day?

j-lo's b-day?

Come on no one cares about her any more :hmm:

*i think J-day stands for .........joints man*

*feels sad for everybody else who doesn't live in Denmark and get to celebrate Tuborg's annual launch of their Christmas brew Julebryg (Hence the name J-Day) and all it implies*

http://blog.kogj.dk/wp-content/julebryg.jpg
http://polterabend.dk/images/bodypai...y_julebryg.jpg

hehe......

*drinks said beer*

*Wondering if Nancy would happen to have a sister? Living in the U.S.?

*Wanders off in disappointment.

Edit: *Finds beer shelf empty and vows immediate 1:30am restock.

*informs that she does have a sister indeed but that she's only a kid* - sorry cyrnel :p

*vows that after work intoxication is a must*

I guess he will just have to wait :D

*my little brother's a kid. those two can have some fun (but no beer)

*bumps thread and everybody else too*

*agrees and looks forward to taste that Bailey's with mint she's got at home*

Bump...

what was that?

aftershock...

*braces self in doorway, while cupping my balls*




/gotta protect my basketball & golfballs

*wonders why there are so many *s *

*makes it through 3 whole pages of a nonsense thread without seeing fly's ass*

*informs Zeraph that this thread is all about the *s*