Buy a piece of Uranus...
 

That just totally cracks me up*... dunno what'd be more funny: if the author intended the pun or not.

http://www.buyuranus.com/

iHawk

*)I know, its unbelievably stupid and worn out... but what the heck

Speaking of old and worn out... around the pubs where I live there's usually a person selling fresh seafood snacks.

Without fail, somebody will ask him if he's got crabs.

Then, he (seafood seller) will respond with "it was funny the first couple of thousand times... blah... blah... blah..."

Listen up, Mr., it's as funny now as it ever was, and the fact that you hear it a thousand times a day is fucking hilarious as far I'm concerned.

You said, Buy Uranus... he he he

It never gets tired. Never.

I already own myanus, why would want another?

I love that there are two equally bad pronunciations for Uranus: "your anus", and the also correct but less frequently heard "urine us". Some planets just can't win.

Yeah man, you're right. Take this poor guy, for instance......


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...yjoe/Pluto.jpg

Good ole joe... always givin' the dog a bone.

the pun is obviously intended; check out some of the other very punny text on the site:

"Grab a piece of Uranus before someone else gets a hold of it"

"If you don't want to settle on the surface of Uranus, you can choose to own a ring around Uranus or even one of the big, fat moons of Uranus, after all, what good is Uranus without a good moon occasionally?"

" You have the opportunity to make millions by exploiting the natural methane gas deposits deep inside Uranus!"

*groan*....

:)