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Old 04-20-2003, 11:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How stupid are you?

OK, this is a humorous post, something to laugh about...

I used to have a CSM in the army who had three favorite sayings...

1. Im so stupid I could jump in a barrel of titties and come out holding my ass

2. Im so stupid I could fall in a bucket of pussy and come out sucking my thumb

3. The only school I ever finished first in my class is alcohol rehab.


So, now the question, what sayings do you have?
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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im so stupid, i tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on my foot
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2003, 05:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: right behind you...
I'm so stupid my legs don't work!!
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Old 04-20-2003, 05:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Knoxville, Tennessee
I'm so stupid when I fall I floa in the air!
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Old 04-20-2003, 05:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bones
Ohh Ya bones??

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Old 04-20-2003, 05:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
Loser
 
Location: Knoxville, Tennessee
I'm so stupid that when I go golfing and have to address the ball I say, "Hello ball."
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Old 04-20-2003, 05:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: BEAN_TOWN
Im so stupid most people call me dumbass as a first name.
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Old 04-20-2003, 08:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: IN, USA
I'm so smart, I'm not even going to post here to prove my worth!

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Old 04-20-2003, 11:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: Denver City Denver
I'm so stupid that 'm too stupid to realize just how truly stupid I really am.

Duh?
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Old 04-20-2003, 11:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: Knoxville, Tennessee
I'm so stupid I can't think of an example to prove my stupidity.
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Old 04-20-2003, 11:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: Dayton
I'm so stupid I don't understand most of these jokes
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Old 04-20-2003, 11:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: Arizona
Huh?
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Old 04-21-2003, 03:23 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Location: who the fuck cares?
I'm not going to argue with any of you
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Old 04-21-2003, 04:38 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Location: Arizona
Huh?
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Old 04-21-2003, 02:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2003, 02:55 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I'm so stupid I'm here.
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Old 04-21-2003, 03:49 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Location: Charlotte, NC
I don't get it...
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:09 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Location: British Columbia
Im so stupid, I bought a book about how to read
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: The 7th Level..
I'm so stupid, I accidentally bought gay porn once.

(Actually, that's not true. The twin's friend did that.)

Um... I'm so stupid.. I.. hell. I can't think of anything. I guess that makes me really stupid.
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:48 PM   #21 (permalink)
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i once ate a claymore.
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:52 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Location: NH
I was stupide enough to read this entire thread, and still not be able to come up with a witty reply.
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Old 04-21-2003, 07:13 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney, Australia
I'm so stupid I was able to read this whole thread without being able to come up with a witty reply and I couldn't even think of something different from what galaxygirl had already said.
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Old 04-21-2003, 10:13 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I'm so stupid a blonde beat me in a spelling contest!
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Old 04-21-2003, 10:37 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Location: Australia
i think this says it all
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Old 04-21-2003, 11:23 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Location: California
GIS for Stupid......

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Old 04-21-2003, 11:45 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Location: Denver City Denver
*head tilts to the side*
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Old 04-21-2003, 11:58 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Location: California
Quote:
Originally posted by World's King
*head tilts to the side*
Like this?

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Old 04-22-2003, 01:16 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Location: Arizona
Mongo like candy!!
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There's also a negative side."
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:43 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Location: Beautiful Van Nuys, California
Um, I don't remember why
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:30 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
i'm so stu....i forget now where was i going with that? oh look! a bird!!!
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:29 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Location: Up my ass
I'm so stupid, I contributed to this thread!!
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:48 AM   #33 (permalink)
Psycho
 
Location: PacNW
I'm so stupid, if I was any smarter I'd be a rock.
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:04 AM   #34 (permalink)
Psycho
 
Location: somewhere
...i'm so...um...uh....damn. i forgot the question...
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Old 04-24-2003, 12:35 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Location: Davey's
I'm so stupid that the fact that this sentence came out coherently and spelled correctly is more a sign of good luck and coincidence that any intellengence that I may have.

Uh oh, I pooped myself.
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Old 04-24-2003, 02:19 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Location: ketchikan
i'm so dumb that i can stand next to a fridge and ask "where's the fridge... again?"
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Old 04-24-2003, 03:17 PM   #37 (permalink)
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"Yeah. So?"
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Old 04-24-2003, 04:50 PM   #38 (permalink)
I aim to misbehave!
 
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Location: SW Oklahoma
Stoopid? Not stoopid! Whut? I like red buttons bestest.
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:13 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I'm here arent I? Need I say more?

You all make me feel so much better about myself..
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:21 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Location: Arizona
A pig pen is something to write with.
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There's also a negative side."
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