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"It wasn't me, some little dude came in and stole all their burgers! I swear!"

"ok ok ok....we'll start putting a decent amount of salt on our fries again!!"

I swear, she said she was 18!

I telling you, it was a big creepy looking guy, with a crown on his head, that was looking in her window and offering her his "sandwich"...not me!!

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“This holilday season, McDonalds will greatly reduce the size of their Macy’s parade float, to emphasize that there are choices on the menu that do not always make you a McFatass.”

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McDonalds idea to introduce more healthy meals
into their restaurants has an unexpected effect...

"Sure, sure. A big purple man made you do it. Right. Keep your head down and get in the car."

Bad boys, Bad boys...

"That's right, click your heels, clown. This is all a big joke. Let's see how happy you are inside when your having your creamy ass churned into butter."

"That bitch was ASKIN' for it, they're ALL askin' for it, ALL THE TIME!
C'mon guys, don't cuff me, CUFF HER!
AND I'LL SHARE HER WITH YA!
...then we'll all float...

You've sold one too many bad burgers, we got to take you in, and make you eat them too.

If you look clsely you can see tha the sun really DOES shine out of my ass.

Found him in the park. He been dead for a while. Rigor mortis has set in.

"The clown is down." - Judge Schneider, Simpsons.

Police react badly to McDonalds running out of doughnuts.

Attracting small children with bright shiny colours and toys with their food. Now that we know it was grooming, and this was always on the cards.

'This village people cover band is shit. I said I wanted to be the cop, and he's pissed up and dressed as a clown.'