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Old 06-03-2003, 03:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Over 3,000,000 Chinese Can't be Wrong...

Over Three Million Chinese Drink Their Own Urine
BEIJING (Reuters) - More than three million Chinese drink their own urine in the belief it is good for their health, the official Xinhua news agency reported on Friday.

Participants at a recent seminar on the practice in the northeastern city of Shenyang were told that urine contains many active ingredients which strengthen the immune system, Xinhua said.

``Urine contains no bacterium and is more sanitary than blood,'' Yang Liansheng, a professor from the Liaoning Institute of Traditional Chinese Medicine, was quoted as saying.

Engineer Zhu Jinfu told the seminar he had been drinking his own urine since he was 13 and had lived a healthy life for the last 58 years, Xinhua said.

Many of his forefathers had also lived to a ripe old age thanks to urine therapy, he said



3,000,000 Chinese, huh?
As of July 2000, the People's Republic of China had an estimated population of 1,261,832,482. These urine drinkers make up ~0.23% of the chinese population. I'm prepared to believe the 99.77% who don't.


But for the 3,000,000 who enjoy ...

As a borderline diabetic , who sometimes has sugar in their urine ... I could make a fortune over there . Line up folks ... Naturally sweet ... and fresh
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Old 06-03-2003, 03:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ehhhh I'll go with the majority on this one.. good luck on your money making endeavor
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Old 06-03-2003, 03:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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IF it was good for you, then why is it not taken into your bloodstream, but RELEASED? heh... That i just don't get.....

Well if you ever go to China, there is a question you just might wanna ask a chick before you go back to her place..... hehehehe
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Old 06-03-2003, 03:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Gross!!! I'll stick to my daily ritual of eating poop, thank you very much.
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Here is my problem with that fact.

If you keeping drinking the urine, are you basically drinking the same urine over and over again?
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I find this a tad wrong...
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I've heard that soaking your feet in your own urine gets rid of tinea (yet to prove it right myself), but that is ridiculous...

I'm in the 99.77% too...
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:48 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I dont think I have ever been that thirsty. I wonder if they drink it right from the tap..... or if they cool it in the fridge.
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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yea... this one would have to be a no go for me too... sorry but once urine leaves my body its gone and I don't want it back...
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Old 06-04-2003, 08:02 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Mean they can now drink straight out tha toilet bowl!

Or...

Kid: "Daddy! Daddy! Can we get a drink from over there? I'm thristy!"

Pops: "No need my son! Here, allow me to undo my fly and brandish my penis..steady your mouth son, heeeere it comes!"

Convenient, eh?

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Old 06-04-2003, 08:04 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm in the 0.77% that says kill the piss drinkers!!!
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Old 06-04-2003, 09:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Over 3,000,000 Chinese Can be Wrong...
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Old 06-04-2003, 09:55 AM   #14 (permalink)
 
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I bet that there are 0.23% in any country that do this.

I fact I bet that there are 0.23% in any country who do any odd or disgusting thing you can think of.

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Old 06-04-2003, 10:10 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I've been to China... I'd have to say that the urine is probably better (since all fluids that come from your body are sterile) than drinking from the sink (if you're lucky enough to own one)....
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:30 AM   #16 (permalink)
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well, I'd piss in sombody's mouth.....but thats as far as I'll go.....
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Old 06-04-2003, 08:37 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 06-04-2003, 09:38 PM   #18 (permalink)
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3.000.000 Chinese and the entire German Internet community can't be wrong.
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Old 06-05-2003, 02:19 AM   #19 (permalink)
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lol!

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Old 06-05-2003, 03:15 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 06-05-2003, 07:54 AM   #21 (permalink)
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yuck yuck yuck
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Old 06-05-2003, 10:46 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 06-05-2003, 12:07 PM   #23 (permalink)
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here is a sick nasty story of how i ate piss in hong kong (china)

i was eating at this resterant in hong kong. the food was good and so was the beer. so i did what most beer drinkers do i went to the bathroom. on the way to the bathroom i noticed a woman washing dishes in a very small stream in back of the resterant. i thought how primitve. then i notice were the stream came from. yep you guessed it was the toliet. it was over flowing. she was washing the dishes in the water of a backed up toliet. piss flavor rice yummm
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Old 06-05-2003, 01:20 PM   #24 (permalink)
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piss on that!
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Old 06-05-2003, 01:26 PM   #25 (permalink)
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This whole thread just pisses me off.






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Old 06-05-2003, 05:55 PM   #26 (permalink)
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cleaner than blood? how many of us would drink a pint of blood?

I wouldn't....
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Old 06-06-2003, 06:37 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 06-06-2003, 10:03 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I remember reading or seeing on TV and article about Urine Theropy. They only drink like a table spoon and they try and do it in the morning when the urine is it's most potent. They believe that you are expelling vitamins and minerals that the body needs.
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Old 06-06-2003, 10:50 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I said it before and I'll say it again: what comes OUT of your body should NOT be put back IN (your own) body!
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Old 06-06-2003, 09:43 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Well, I know piss is a good disinfectant. Used a lot during the Finnish winter war, I've heard.

But for me to drink piss... It would have to belong to a very sexy woman in a very kinky outfit, with a VERY LARGE BULLWHIP.
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