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01-02-2006, 11:56 AM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Following the success of "The Osbournes", CBS announces their latest ratings winner for the spring schedules "At Home With Satan"; this week, Satan Jr plays merry hell on his PS2 whilst dad sends out another batch of Nigerian Spam.
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01-02-2006, 07:16 PM
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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"This looked cooler on the box."
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01-02-2006, 09:54 PM
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ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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To save the humanoids I must dance... dance... DANCE
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy" |
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01-02-2006, 10:12 PM
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Rawr!
Location: Edmontania
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This was the first time Jimmy got to let loose; his fundamentalist christian mother never let him have sweets.
On his 27th consequtive hour of DDR max extreme maniac edition he collapsed onto the mat, coke and barqs frothing out of his mouth, eyes bloodshot and unfocused.
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01-03-2006, 05:15 AM
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Ravenous
Location: Right Behind You
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After drinking a 6 pack of coke and two sobe energy drinks young Billy was able to complete a marathon run of dance-a-thon.
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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this. |
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01-06-2006, 04:45 PM
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Non-smokers die everyday
Location: Montreal
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- "What the fuck? Dad! How come the channel won't fucking change?!"
- "Hang on, son. I'm e-mailing the guy who sold me this and told me it would shut you up."
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01-11-2006, 02:33 PM
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Rawr!
Location: Edmontania
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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim |
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01-11-2006, 02:39 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Having done nothing but play video games for 16 years, young Billy gets a new game which will help him re-learn to walk. Left foot, right foot, left foot...
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01-11-2006, 03:29 PM
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pigglet pigglet
Location: Locash
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Billy thought having a famous dancer and choreographer videotape you learning to pop and lock sounded like a great idea; everyone likes a dancer. After a six pack of "Jesus Juice," the young man ceased to even pretend to be creeped out that Michael was furriously masturbating in the corner as he editted the footage.
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01-11-2006, 03:39 PM
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Junkie
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I have nothing to add.
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