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WOW!...now I have to stop and get a can of Redi Whip on my way home tonight
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She's actually wearing shaving cream, I think. I seem to remember reading that somewhere... whipped cream would melt too quickly.
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I love whipped toppings.
Have you made whipped cream from scratch? It always ends up butter when I make it, unless I use a pressurized canister. |
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I don't eat
what I'm unwilling to digest. |
:bowdown: Positively breviticially delectably done,
darlin'. |
Drool
I might do You! |
succinct
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Sweet;
THIS is hard, love. |
time to Head for the hills
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fun.... another one.
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uhhhhhh and anotha one
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...another one
Just like the other one. This one's burnt to the end Come on and be a friend. |
I have my coffee
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A Polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a gin..... ..... ..... and tonic." The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "I dunno, I've always had them."
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haha. i lol'd
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good joke, lol
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Ali Larter is hot.
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and... another one... bites the dust.... Hmmmmm.... dust bunny with potatoes and mushroom cream.... *droool*... :hyper:
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ok then.
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Dust bunnies live under your bed... I don't think you're supposed to eat them. :eek:
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so much for my new wonder diet.....
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A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure." "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks. "No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, sobs not to forget it?" He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?" she asks. Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. "Where's my toast?" |
boo boo head boo boo head, oh me oh my a boo boo head
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well they're theere... free... if noone gets to the,, who will?
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Did you know... Ears of corn always have an even number of rows of kernels.
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not real! don't say that man! you're freaking me out! :D
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also, most animals have two ears!
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hope zooksport got two jokes......cause I think that was funny but I cant remember why....
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all kittens are born with blue eyes
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whats red and shaped like a bucket...................
.............. ........... a red bucket? . |
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ooooh and the fugly strikes again.....
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I'm always there, like that fart that lingers...
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and clings to your clothes (eeeesh!)
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why are vulcans such bad asses?
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a zeraffe can poop twice what it eats
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Name the song:
Name the band: This song is the last track on Master of Reality. It is about the Earth becoming so terrible that a group of astronauts fly off into space to try to find a new planet to live on. It has been compared to the group's 1970 song "Electric Funeral" in terms of lyrics and sound. . |
soooo tired!
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Me too.
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Years ago I was at a girl's apartment, our first date, laying naked on her bed and a bit spaced out, and she played some "romantic" (???) Black Sabbath...black lights, fluorescent teeth and lint everywhere....ahhh, those were the good old days
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Well researched reasons
won't get you where you're going unless you're willing. (Yes, ring helped) |
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Into the Void
Black Sabbath |
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< void
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fugly, you really do have a gift for this
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it rape or shoplifting?
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Your question, it vexes me....
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2239/...239ad3d7c3.jpg |
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Wow. I totally forgot about the Noid.
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in the future, we wont spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us
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that's hot
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earthquake!!! oh. my bad.
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^ don't make fun, MOAB. I predict there will be an earthquake so watch out.
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earthquakes are good
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...onkey/tits.gif |
so be it. there are a few each day where I live.....
..... ..... ..... they're blasting to make a new mall like 300ft from where I work. |
can you see any spewing smoke from that volcano in Alaska?
Fugly, I like to take matters into my own hands http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/olivia.gif |
Olivia Munn--the geeks validation
http://liberalvaluesblog.com/wp-cont...-munn-leia.jpg |
this thread is TOTALLY about to get jacked by Olivia Munn
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...complex-09.jpg |
definitely
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I would wrestle with her and no doubt pin her at will...mine or hers.
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Eventually this thread will go back to being about nothing, but while it has temporarily found a purpose...
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress....munn-devil.jpg And a clip that never gets old |
i think i just filled a cup
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I just love her...she is SO TALENTED! I doubt if even my wife could do that.
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and exactly who is she again?
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cdw,
she's the talented and beautiful star of Attack of the Show...though I have to admit I never watch the show unless I happen to be surfing channels and see her...but I'm not really a TV watcher at all unless there are non-NASCAR motor vehicles involved. Attack of the Show! - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia |
i watch the show but looks alot different here...........
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Quote:
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The cat is back, mousies.
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Aaaahhhhhhh hide the white womenz!!!
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and lock up your sons......
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Quote:
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anybody else ever notice that wow backwards is wow! I mean it almost makes me want to say wow! << OK, try to guess if I said that one forward or backward
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but what would it be diagonally?
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she spit out the hotdog, what does that mean diagonally?
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WOW
WOW WOW diagonally it still looks like WOW, but now I notice that vertically it's WWW or OOO Btw, I don't care if she spit out the hot dog...cause she's cute. |
When whipping the squeaky toy into the woods,
THE FEARS THAT WE HAVE TENDTO MAKE US CRAZIER, Unless coming to know makes us all witless. abr, & assisted. |
boundary busting
XXXXOOOO |
and pop locking
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god bless, Imodium.
Post script...I read your signature, everytime. |
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i have a date with some garden soil....
time to tend...ta. |
it smells so good, why don't we do it in the dirt
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because of the worms.
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I hate stupid people. People living under my apt should really get jobs and be active instead of fucking around all day and watching tv and smoking!
I'm in a hate mode... it'll pass soon. |
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