5,301 - I am going to play those numbers tonight... ;)

5302.
5 - 3 = 0 + 2

5303
5-3=0-... dammit....

So, Biz. Your av is a drummer... connection???

No. There is no connection.

Well, I see then....

Does your AV have any connection Zook?

Where are all the God Damned pears? I really want a pear!

Dolly Parton has a pair... oh, wait.......nevermind.:D

Actually, the guy in the av is me, zook.

My connection? Yeah I'm mean, and have recently developed a dislike for authority. But nah, its not a true likeness. Maybe its my "other" personality.

So you're a drummer?

I am taking a band, by bus, to a country gig tomorrow. including the drummer;)


Dolly's are real, arn't they?

"RECENTLY" developed a dislike for authority? Cool! I thought I brought mine with me out of the womb, along with a considerable number of other things unacceptable to society. Live and learn.

Yeah, the doctor didn't slap you to see if you were alright. That's for sure.

He also didn't cut off my foreskin thank "God".

lollerskatez.

Croozin' and parkin'..... Thats the way....

What's a lollerskatez?

http://www.urbandictionary.com


1. lollerskatez!!

Sarcastic laughing rollerskating idiot.

Thanks for the link, sir!

I still don't understand.

Dammit, its been like 24 hours since someone posted....

gotta keep goin'!

keep on keepin' on!

...and there'll be no dessert for you tonight.

I feel like things are moving in slow motion today. Is gravity heavier or what?

hi there! I'm going to try to post a bit more now! we're getting there~ :>

and btw: can we post more than 2 posts at once now?

damn auto merge! hmm. well we can keep going 1 post a day.

And another one. Go go go!!

bada bing...

bada bing bada boom,
I'm that person in his room, spending hours playing Doom.
Bada boom Bada bing,
I'm not the freestyle king, but I'm bored and I truly can't sing >_>

Every time I try to sing where anyone can hear me they tell me not to give up my day job. I know the words, I know the tune, I just can't hit a note to save my life.

Gad Zooks! Zooksport2, What happened? you need to single handedly keep this thread growing and here its been 39 hours since you posted here! This thread had been dormant for 36 hours, whats going on here?

Buggered if I know, I leave my PC on most of the day, but I recieved a "zed wolf has just replied to a thread you have subscribed to entitled - The Longest Thread Ever! - ", like... 2 minutes ago....

When ever I see one of these, I'm here! Posting. But I missed out on 2 other chances. WTF?

... Oh and unfortunaely, I can't do "it" single handedly... That distinction is owned by Ch'i..... for HE has the power.....

and another one! i wish they brought back nonsense in the new posts.

Growing, growing, grown.

nonsense posts? ha....nonsense

Making sense sometimes makes no sense and nonsense is usually more fun.

I had no idea such sense could be made.

Could someone please make some sense out of all this?????????????

The concepts and results described in this chapter are difficult to understand in general, so in the following chapters we examine the nature of true silliness.

Ah, ok. There we go.

As a sidenote...

...I just thought...

...I'd add a few.

We've got a ways to go before we catch up with word association!

Prurience is as prurience does; prurients are as prurients do.

Nice new avi Ch'i.

Has anyone seen my baseball?

What? word association is longer? Why did you go there?

Thanks biznatch.

And you're absolutely right Zook. I am forthwith suspending all postage in that thread.


What have I done?


What was I thinking?

Oh I did notice the new av, but.......


and in answer to IT2002, you left it at my place. I reminded you, like, a million times.... so I sold it. Got 2 bucks. Had some wierd signature on it....Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe.... somethin' like that :) apparently, it was worth more without the sigs.... or so he said....


.

Death is hereditary.

At my local SERVICE station, where you fill your own car, check your own tyres and water and oil.... ?, oh and clean yer own windscreen, the pump has a sign that reads: " for your convenience, this pump runs silently"? How could that be "convenient"? So it doesn't bother me when I'm taking a mobile phone call, while I'm fillin' up???? TELL ME!!!!


and please, I wanna see at least 2 answers, 'cause one just isn't enuff..... :)))))))))))

What the HELL kind of sign is THAT? It makes no sense, but that's almost a good as nonsense.

It could be convenient so that you could stealthily(is that a word?) fill your tank and drive off, that way the guy who works there and happens to be sleeping doesn't notice you stealing the gas.
You thief.

& this is not an answer, I just wanted to see if I can double-post without getting auto-merged.....:thumbsup:

You know what we need to do? Become a mod, or something, or bribe a mod with kinky sex exchange of a service: shutting down that damn thread (I suspect the thread is a terrorist) Word Association. Then we can make our way up to the top and beat those damned bastards!

Whoops. Such a slow typer, I didn't find out a thing!

Dude, Ourcrazymodern (whose sn makes me think of an emo high school type of band name) posted at the same time! d00d!

& again!!!!!!

zOMG! we did it again!!!

Ah crap! not that last time though.
This is fun. We need to all share our AIM screen names or something, and then log on all at once, and then...we could do like...10,000 posts!

Who's emo? (Are you emo?) ha.

NEVER!!!!!!

This is like an instant messenger, only we're doing something important! Making this thread even longer, and thus, better.

My AIM screen name is LetBeLight. Unfortunately I don't know how to get there. I'll have to check with the younger son in the morning.

It is weird, isn't it? Technology is wonderful when it works.

Oops, now I done it..... lol

mine is n/. e .o /.,fou.;'/. lg-o--c.
those spaces and weird chars make it harder for people to find me on google, (I hope)

hi there! whats this talk of EMO? no emo talk in this thread dammit!

You go, Zooksport!

Emos are CockJugglingThunderCunts!

Thankyou for the definition of Emos!
 

CockJugglingThunderCunts? biznatch! Does it take nonsense like that to make a long thread? Thanks for the nonsense, though, it'll probably give me bad dreams. My wife already tells me I talk in my sleep!:thumbsup:

Remember...

Remember...

The fifth...

Of November...

Well.... what year????? :)

z0MG! it's teh moovie wyth dat hawt chcik, natlee protman!1!!! And teh dude with teh nivez, in londun!!!11!!oneone

z0MG! è chcik del hawt del dat del wyth del moovie del teh, natlee protman!1!!! E tizio del teh con il nivez del teh, in londun!!!11!!oneone


Italian translation.....

Excellent. Truly.

oh heck, yeah

I just can't stop thinking about apples. Its bizzare. A second ago, in my head, I heard Samuel L. Jackson say "What the fuck you mean you want an apple pie?!"





Sleep might be a good idea.

And what's the deal with airplane food?

double post

I'd like an apple pie! But there are better pies.....

This is Africa.

In your head, Samuel L Jackson forgot to say "Motherfucker!".
Also, here is this video I find amusing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ac9lvE7Zqs

Mmmh mmh, Bitch!

Funny as Hell. I've always appreciated his sense of humor.
I've never appreciated the word motherfucker.
uh-oh, I might have just said that out loud.

went and saw the new fillum, casino royale, james bond, last night.... any one see him grope the breast of Eva Green (Vespa) at the end when he's giving her CPR?

It started in the park, as I was lying down and my head hit a hard lump in the ground. I needed to lie down because the chemist had made a mistake, and I'm used to a slightly milder anti-depressant. When I dug the lump out of the ground, I saw that it was metallic, with a handle. It looked a bit like an electric drill. There was a lever for your finger to rest against. I felt I ought to know what it was. I knew I had seen lots of them in films. I thought the tobacconist might help. I pulled it out when I was buying half and ounce of Golden Virginia and some blue Rizlas, but he just flew upset and started shouting. He threw money at me, which felt wrong, and told me to leave with whatever I wanted as long as I just get out. I took one ten pound note and left him to his strange worries.

Life is always fatal.
Oh, and yeah, natlee portman is pretty cute, especially in that movie. I just watched it twice this week.

I can so hear Foamy's other psychotic squirrel friend saying this.

That's exactly what I was thinking too. What a lucky son of a bitch.

Lo & be holed. Be careful, be good, and do well!
I'd rather be lucky than good any day.

And now, Haikus. Who wants to start?

Now don't you go around startin' anything! ya hear!!

The river and the stream
become one
in the spring rain

dude, that is totally not a haiku :D

biznatch critiqing
melding truth with sarcasm
in the TFP

At the bus stop there was a lady sitting in a way that reminded me of the nurse who used to sit at the front of our class in primary school. Maybe she'd know what this thing was. I fished it out, and she sort of gasped, fell off the seat sideways and seemed to be asleep suddenly. I thought I'd better do something.

Good night.... Its time for bed..... Its 10.40pm.

good morning...it's time for bed... it's 7:28 a.m
(ya, rly).

I flagged a passing taxi, and pulled the sleeping lady into the back with me. The cabbie looked in his mirror. I pulled out the object and was about to ask him about it when he said "I don't want any trouble. Where do you want to go?" The nocturnal mammal house in the zoo was the only place I really wanted to go at that moment. I use it sometimes to collect my thoughts.

I'm finding it very hard to collect my thoughts under the influence of this.

When we reached the zoo, I thanked the driver, and left the lady in the cab with the tenner in her mouth. I didn't want to mess around with her pockets, and it was open. On my way to Night World I could hear police sirens. Passers-by were staring at me more than usual. Behind me, some youths were laughing at a masturbating bonobo which had paused to be sick. I ducked through their gaggle, and into an open door in the ape block.

& then she went off
on me; I started to shake
& winter closed in.