Brewmaniac

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he's perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.

“Son, there's been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I'm afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.”

“What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I'll never experience another erection?”

“Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”

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Siege

Poor fella

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"Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek"

--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find

SirLance

Argggghhh! Ya got me!

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The_Jazz

That's great! My assistant now knows for sure that I'm not very busy this morning since he just heard me cackling over this one!