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PastorTim · 01-27-2006, 10:00 PM

Sent to me by a pastor friend ... Yes, even preacher's have days like this! ~
Blessings,
Pastor Tim
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A preacher is riding along on his bicycle and sees a little boy with a lawn mower for sale. He stops and asks the boy how much he wants for the lawnmower. "Not much, mister. I just want to make enough to buy a bike."

"Well, how about if we trade?"

The boy looks at the preacher's bike and didn't have to think twice. "Sure, mister, that would be great."

They make the exchange and as the boy begins to leave, the preacher pulls on the cord to the lawnmower and finds that it wont start. "Hey, little boy. This thing wont start."

"Oh, my dad says that you have to cuss at it for it to start."

The preacher smiles. "Son, I'm a preacher and I've been a Christian so long I don't think I remember how to cuss."

The boy smiles back at the preacher. "Just keep pulling that cord. It'll come back to you."

alpha phi · 01-27-2006, 10:03 PM

HAHA too funny

CSflim · 01-28-2006, 05:44 AM

Hahahah. Nice.

Brewmaniac · 01-28-2006, 07:28 AM

I like it! Thanks for sharing!

Toaster126 · 01-28-2006, 12:21 PM

Heh, that's a good one.

shadowfiend · 02-02-2006, 12:35 AM

LOL. Good one.

The_Jazz · 02-02-2006, 06:18 AM

That's pretty good! I've already sent it on to a couple of friends who work in the Church.

guthmund · 02-02-2006, 08:10 PM

Nice.

01-27-2006, 10:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
PastorTim Tilted	The Trade Sent to me by a pastor friend ... Yes, even preacher's have days like this! ~ Blessings, Pastor Tim ========================= A preacher is riding along on his bicycle and sees a little boy with a lawn mower for sale. He stops and asks the boy how much he wants for the lawnmower. "Not much, mister. I just want to make enough to buy a bike." "Well, how about if we trade?" The boy looks at the preacher's bike and didn't have to think twice. "Sure, mister, that would be great." They make the exchange and as the boy begins to leave, the preacher pulls on the cord to the lawnmower and finds that it wont start. "Hey, little boy. This thing wont start." "Oh, my dad says that you have to cuss at it for it to start." The preacher smiles. "Son, I'm a preacher and I've been a Christian so long I don't think I remember how to cuss." The boy smiles back at the preacher. "Just keep pulling that cord. It'll come back to you."

01-27-2006, 10:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
alpha phi seeker Location: home	HAHA too funny __________________ All ideas in this communication are sole property of the voices in my head. (C) 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 "The Voices" (TM). All rights reserved.

01-28-2006, 05:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Hahahah. Nice. __________________

01-28-2006, 07:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	I like it! Thanks for sharing! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

01-28-2006, 12:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	Heh, that's a good one. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

02-02-2006, 12:35 AM	#6 (permalink)
shadowfiend Upright	LOL. Good one. __________________ Have you ever looked into a mirror and just said... damn... I'm one sexy f**ker!!! Yeah... me neither.

02-02-2006, 06:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	That's pretty good! I've already sent it on to a couple of friends who work in the Church.

02-02-2006, 08:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	Nice. __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.