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Old 02-03-2006, 06:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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go hawks !!!

In a school just outside of Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a Steeler's fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they were Steeler's fans too. Not really knowing what a Steeler's fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all went up into the air. However, there was one exception. A little boy named Timmy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different... "Because I am not a Steeler's fan" says Timmy. The teacher then asked, "What are you?" Timmy said "I'm a Seahawk's fan." The teacher was a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asked Timmy why he was a Seahawk's fan. "Well, my mom and dad are Seahawk's fans so I'm a Seahawk's fan too." The teacher was now angry. "That's no reason" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?" Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steeler's fan."

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Old 02-03-2006, 07:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahaha.

Go Hawks.

Yeah, I'm a Seattlite. I have to like the Seahawks.
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Old 02-03-2006, 07:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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heheheheh

Go hawks!

good one bobby

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Old 02-04-2006, 09:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Go Timmy! Good joke!
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