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Old 02-17-2006, 06:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Condoms

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively, "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are
there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys: ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool," says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers: TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men: ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...."
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL I knew a married man was going to get ripped on but I didn't think about that. Loved it. Great post.
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Well, this married man is still using the 6 pack! Good joke!
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Old 02-17-2006, 10:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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