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Old 02-18-2006, 01:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bonus Vs. Penis

What is the difference between a Bonus and a Penis?
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You can always count on your Significant Other to blow your Bonus.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You can insult a man's bonus without getting punched in the face.

Most men will willingly offer their penis to a consenting woman.

A good bonus will get you laid, a good penis will get her to stay the night.
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i believe this joke is actually from the office, or a card someone gets in the office.

whats the difference between your penis and your wages?


i can find you plenty of women who'll blow your wages.
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Old 02-21-2006, 03:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Very well put! Good one!
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Old 02-24-2006, 09:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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good one, and lots of truth in it, at least in my experience (unfortunately)
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