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Old 03-13-2006, 01:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Little Bufford...

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."

What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."

"And you, little Bufford, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

Bufford said I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?

I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine... whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted.
"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"
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Old 03-13-2006, 08:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahaha, that's funny stuff. Another great contribution
"Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek"

--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find
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Old 03-14-2006, 04:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh yeah! Go Buford!
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Old 03-14-2006, 06:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I laughed out loud.
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:28 AM   #5 (permalink)
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the same hope i carry with my dates, excellent!
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