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mjby2 · 03-19-2006, 12:10 AM

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.................

"Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden." she said.

LoganSnake · 03-19-2006, 02:33 AM

How innocent.

SirLance · 03-19-2006, 10:42 AM

Now that's funny!

Temporary_User · 03-20-2006, 04:40 PM

What a way to go!

xepherys · 10-06-2007, 10:43 AM

LOL, kids...!

Brewmaniac · 10-07-2007, 07:22 AM

What a sweet darling!

03-19-2006, 12:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	A Little Girl and the Spiders. . . . A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat................. "Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden." she said.

03-19-2006, 02:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	How innocent. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

03-19-2006, 10:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Now that's funny! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-06-2007, 10:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	LOL, kids...! __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

10-07-2007, 07:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	What a sweet darling! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

03-20-2006, 04:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
Temporary_User Psycho	What a way to go!