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Old 03-19-2006, 10:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Boots

A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy if what they say about men with big feet is true.

The cowboy replies, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"

The woman figures "why not," and spends the night with him.

When she sees him the next day, she hands the cowboy a $100 bill.

"I'm flattered," he says, blushing. "Nobody has ever paid me for my prowess before."

"Well, don't be," the woman replies. "Take this money and go buy yourself some boots that fit!"
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Bwuahahaha.


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