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Old 03-24-2006, 10:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Top Ten Reasons to come to Work Nekkid

Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked


1. No one ever steals your chair.
2. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
5. So that-with a little help from Muzak-you can add "Exotic Dancer"to your exaggerated resume.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
7. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
8. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
9. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan
10. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Maybe that would make your work day a bit better.
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:02 AM   #3 (permalink)
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6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
/ smiling while imagining milficent naked....
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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2. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
Ewwww
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7. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
Hmmmm...I'm beginning to see the advantage here...
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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/ smiling while imagining milficent naked....
MILFicent?!?

Oh God that's funny.

Milficent.

Way to go, Redlemon.
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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MILFicent?!?

Oh God that's funny.

Milficent.

Way to go, Redlemon.
Trust me, not a typo. I've been waiting for just the right place to drop that one. Thanks for noticing. I was worried that Mal would edit it before someone else noticed.
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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7. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
What? You don't keep your money where you keep your pens!!??!
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Trust me, not a typo. I've been waiting for just the right place to drop that one. Thanks for noticing. I was worried that Mal would edit it before someone else noticed.
God bless you sir. Comedy gold.
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Trust me, not a typo. I've been waiting for just the right place to drop that one. Thanks for noticing. I was worried that Mal would edit it before someone else noticed.
I noticed.. .and figured you surely weren't talking about me... you're so cute...
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:46 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I noticed.. .and figured you surely weren't talking about me...
Well, I know you aren't a 'mother', but by the loose standards of Internet porn, anyone over 30 can be classified as a 'M'. And as for the 'ILF' part...
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Old 03-30-2006, 06:13 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Somebody stop me... I'm starting to think this is a good idea...
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Old 03-30-2006, 06:36 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I, for one, would find unheralded uses for my heretofore useless bellybutton.
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Old 03-30-2006, 06:50 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I like the whole idea, love to put it into practise. But with that court order hanging over my head.............
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Old 03-30-2006, 09:16 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Well, I know you aren't a 'mother', but by the loose standards of Internet porn, anyone over 30 can be classified as a 'M'. And as for the 'ILF' part...
Red, if you check mals user title she's a forum mother so she definitely qualifies as a milf, so are imaginations can go wild! Yea
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