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Old 03-29-2006, 12:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I was soooo drunk... (ewww)

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.

The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''

The second guy said, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.''

The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''

Then the first guy said, ''No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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ewwwww......
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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nasty.

funny, but nasty
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Old 03-29-2006, 01:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooossssssssssssse!

Your mind is dirty mal...

And I like it
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Old 03-29-2006, 01:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Never saw it coming....
Good one!
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Old 03-30-2006, 06:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh, gawd.... yuck! Funny, but yuck!
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
Chicken scratch.
 
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That is awesome. Thanks!
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