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Old 04-20-2003, 01:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bob calls in to work one morning and says, "Hey, boss I can't work today. I'm really sick." The boss says, "You know, Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Bob calls, "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got a nice house."
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL
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Old 04-20-2003, 06:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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getting better justmike...keep it up
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Fu Fu Fu Funny.... i think i have seen this one before... Still funny...
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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good one.. to bad my boss is old ..lol
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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that's funny!
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aaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Good one )
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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This was on the last board but it was an Asian calling in sick. That made it 3.295 times funnier. This one is still good though.
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hehehe, heard it on last TFP, but it is indeed a classic.
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Classic.
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:59 PM   #12 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:22 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I just told it to my boss - why didn't he laugh??
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Old 04-23-2003, 06:13 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Hah, yeah i don't think my boss would find it too humorous either
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:06 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i think i'll try that
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