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Old 04-04-2006, 05:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sun glasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Refuse to respond to questions unless you are addressed as "Your Majesty".
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Old 04-04-2006, 05:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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20. Refuse to respond to questions unless you are addressed as "Your Majesty".
I really am insane... For the past three days, i've been testing software... part of the testing involves the creation of a ton of user accounts... for the title field for the user accounts I keep entering HRH - -(her royal highness).... I'm just a skip away from wanting to be addressed as Your Majesty...
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Old 04-04-2006, 06:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hehe, I get that way after I program for a few days. I've been caught walking around campus at 3am talking out loud in code trying to figure out why a program isn't working correctly.
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Old 04-04-2006, 06:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The worst is when you're leaving work and the answer to a programming problem strikes you just as you get in your car. I always say, "Dammit!", turn around, and go right back in and start coding again.

Another way to maintain a healthy level of insanity: Capitalize Normal Sentences As If They Were Titles Or Other Proper Nouns.
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Old 04-04-2006, 07:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
I'm not sure that tehre's anything strange about this one-- (i know, i'm in denial about my insanity) a colleague asked me to go to lunch on friday - and my response was - thanks but i'm not in the mood... Ummm...
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Old 04-04-2006, 09:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by j0hnb
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
I might have to try this...
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Old 04-04-2006, 09:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I might have to try this...
Let me the results of this adventure, i'm sure they will be amusing.
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
who ever said streaking was a bad thing?
 
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Its sad when you've done some of the things on the list.... but again... they are hilarious.
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