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Old 04-07-2006, 03:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Child Custody Logic

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
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Old 04-07-2006, 04:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That's REALLY funny. I laughed for quite a while on this one.
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Old 04-07-2006, 05:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Wow - logic just doesn't get any better than that. Thanks for sharing!

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Old 04-07-2006, 08:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I wonder if that would actually work.
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Old 04-07-2006, 08:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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hehe, good one.
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