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Old 04-08-2006, 07:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Torontonians in Hell

Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire.

The devil asks, "Isn't it hot enough for you?"

They reply, "'Well, we're from Canada , the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."

The devil decides they aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat.

The next morning, there they are, still in parkas, toques and mittens.

The devil asks again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"

Again they reply, "Well, like we told ya, we're from Canada , land of ice and snow, and we're just happy for a chance to warm up a little, eh."

This gets the devil steamed up. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. People are wailing and screaming.

He finds the two Canadians in light jackets, grilling sausages and drinking beer. The devil is astonished.

Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."

The two Canadians reply, "We don't get much warm weather in Toronto . We've just got to have a cook-out when the weather is THIS nice."

The devil is furious, and decides to turn all the heat off in hell.

The next morning, icicles are everywhere, people are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles. He finds the two Canadians back in their parkas, toques and mittens. But now they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!

The Devil is dumbfounded.

"When I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?"

The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup!"
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Old 04-08-2006, 08:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Nice... I was wondering where the joke was going... Ha!
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Old 04-08-2006, 08:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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that's cute...
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Old 04-08-2006, 11:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hehe thats a new one for me, great joke
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Old 04-10-2006, 10:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
that a nice one hehehe
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Old 04-10-2006, 04:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hahaha (sarcasm) very funny!! (sarcasm)

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Old 04-10-2006, 09:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Or the Expos won the series....
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