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Old 04-11-2006, 04:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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three men in a plane

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."
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Old 04-11-2006, 05:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Only 56 million? That seems low to me....
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Old 04-11-2006, 07:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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try 6 billion people...

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Old 04-18-2006, 12:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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56 million was the number of people who voted for Kerry...
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Old 04-21-2006, 02:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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56 Million was the number in the original joke which involved Clinton and Hillary.
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