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Old 04-12-2006, 01:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How To Bathe A Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any surface they find.

The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three to four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
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Old 04-12-2006, 01:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahaha, I may have to try the effectiveness of this method later.
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Old 04-12-2006, 10:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That's friggin hillarious!
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Old 04-12-2006, 12:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I just use the garden hose... this method sounds better.
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Old 04-17-2006, 12:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm thinking I'll skip the first step and have the cat do it for me as she thrashes around.
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