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Old 04-13-2006, 09:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
Location: Canada
Canadian Humor

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your I.Q.?"
The man replies, "150", and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and sexual proclivities.
The man is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again the robot serves hima perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your I.Q.?"
"About 100," the man responds.
Immediately, the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, fishing, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your I.Q.?"
"Er ... 50, I think," the man replies.

And the robot says ... real slowly ... "So ..... your a "Leafs" fan, are ya ?"

(i'm from Canada, eh)
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Good one but a repeat. I think it may have had a different punch line though.
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Old 04-13-2006, 11:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: Yellowknife, NWT
Man that was awesome. Pure... Absolute... Awesome... If the robot could have been drooling, he would have.
"Whoever you are, go out into the evening,
leaving your room, of which you know each bit;
your house is the last before the infinite,
whoever you are."
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Old 04-13-2006, 12:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
Naw, the joke would've made sense if it was Canucks fan

Right flyman?
Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war
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Old 04-13-2006, 02:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Yellowknife, NWT
Oh wow you don't wanna go there. Especially considering how violent Canucks fans are going to be tonight.
"Whoever you are, go out into the evening,
leaving your room, of which you know each bit;
your house is the last before the infinite,
whoever you are."
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Old 04-13-2006, 02:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I first heard that joke with an Alabama Crimson Tide fan, and also with White Sox, St. Louis Cardinals, New Orleans Saints and Detroit Pistons fans. This is the first time that I've ever seen it applied the Great White North. You guys actually care about hockey, huh?

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Old 04-13-2006, 06:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: Edmontania
Canadian HUMOUR

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Old 04-14-2006, 03:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
Location: Hamilton, NZ
When I heard it, it was "So, you voted for Bush, eh?"
"Oh, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83 when I was the only practitioner of it, and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."

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