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Old 04-20-2003, 01:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Spiders

A man and his daughter were standing in the garden one day when the little girl spots two spiders mating.

Mary: Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?

Dad: They're mating, honey.

Mary: What's the one on top called?

Dad: It's a daddy-longlegs.

Mary: So the one on bottom is a mommy-longlegs?

Dad: No, it's a daddy-longlegs, too.

Mary: (thinks for a minute, then stomps on both spiders) Well, we're not having any of that crap in OUR garden!
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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ok....
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Old 04-20-2003, 08:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haha, gay spiders...
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Old 04-21-2003, 04:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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