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Old 04-19-2006, 03:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Chicken or the Egg

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.

The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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Old 04-19-2006, 04:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The chicken says: "Oh my God! A talking Egg!"
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Old 04-19-2006, 05:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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mmm dirty minds.
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Old 04-22-2006, 11:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LoL, Now I know what to tell people when they ask me that question.
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